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 Posted: Tue May 3rd, 2011 10:40 pm
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TNA Spoiler.























Chyna is Kurt Angle's mistress. I might have to watch TNA just to see that angle.



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With each passing day, the odds increase exponentially that TNA is going to have an OD on their watch. 

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clawmaster wrote:
TNA Spoiler.























Chyna is Kurt Angle's mistress. I might have to watch TNA just to see that angle.


When you say you might have to watch TNA just to see that "angle", you mean the Angle that sleeps with men?

I'm thinking Chyna's more likely Angle's mister than his mistress! Regardless of what Playboy might have shown to the contrary.

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Vince Russo: "You know who could really make a difference in the ratings?  Chyna!" 

Jeff Jarrett: "Good idea!  She sold my guitar shots great!  Plus now I can get back my loss in that Good Housekeeping match to her."

Dixie Carter: "Oh my God, I'm so excited!  I remember watching her in WWE and the fans used to cheer like crazy and they got 8.0 ratings back then.  We've done it!  We've solved all our problems!  Do you think she'll sign for $10 million?"

Eric Bischoff: "Be serious Dixie, she's a former WWE Superstar!"

Dixie Carter: "I'm so sorry Eric, what was I thinking?  That's why I need you around.  $12 million?"

Eric Bischoff: "We can start with a lowball offer of $12 just to feel her out but we should be willing to go as high as $20."

Dixie Carter: "You're so smart Eric."

Eric Bischoff: "I know.  Now what are you waiting for?  Call Uncle Ted...uh, I mean your daddy."
 
Dixie Carter: "Yes sir!"

Eric Bischoff: "Hulkster, did you hear that?  Wake up, dammit, we're gonna get Chyna!"

Hulk Hogan: "Huh, what?  Chyna is gonna wrestle for my midget company?  She's gonna be on my next reality show?  I'm gonna do a sex tape with her and Vivid Video is interested in buying the rights?"

Eric Bischoff: "I'm talking about TNA, Hulkster."

Hulk Hogan: "Oh.  I'm going back to bed.  Wake me up when the painkillers arrive."

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Ugghhh... Between this news and Christian losing, I might join the people who have given up on the product.



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The only time I've watched TNA was during the brief as in two week second Monday Night Wars. I never watch on Thursday. I know the show is on but I always forget to or won't watch. But this Chyna thing might be such a train wreck I might have to watch. Given my track record, I'll probably find a reason not to watch on Thursday night. Maybe somebody can put it up on youtube.



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This still wont make me bother to watch TNA

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Chyna will not help the ratings they need dennis Rodman or Jay Leno too acheive that.  If they think an old WWE star will pop the ratings then maybe they should have signed Pat Patterson as Bischoffs henchman



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Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair come out immediately after the match. Flair kicks Suicide low. Hogan says that he runs the show and he's tired of waiting. He wants to know who is running games for the network right now or else. Out comes Mick Foley. Foley said that Hulk may have conned his way into the company and they might think that they were the smartest men in wrestling, but now things are going to start to unravel. He said that on 3/3, Jeff Hardy was the champ but then the Network saw what what happening and brought Sting back to TNA and now he's the champion. Foley said that Hogan won't be able to ruin this show and more because this show is called "Impact Wrestling" because it's supposed to be about wrestling. He announces a Battle Royal to determine the number one contender to the TNA title and then says he'd like to introduce Kurt Angle's partner at Sacrifice. A video appears, eventually spelling the word Chyna and she comes out on the stage with Foley. She got, seriously, a MONSTER pop. Everyone chanted her name.



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bpickering wrote: A video appears, eventually spelling the word Chyna and she comes out on the stage with Foley. She got, seriously, a MONSTER pop. Everyone chanted her name.
I'm not sure how they can use the name Chyna.  I thought for sure she'd have to wrestle under her real name like she did in Japan.

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srossi wrote: bpickering wrote: A video appears, eventually spelling the word Chyna and she comes out on the stage with Foley. She got, seriously, a MONSTER pop. Everyone chanted her name.
I'm not sure how they can use the name Chyna.  I thought for sure she'd have to wrestle under her real name like she did in Japan.

I believe she trademarked "Chyna Doll" right after she left the WWF.

The scenarios i see that happened are that wwf let the trademark expire for just "Chyna" and she or TNA may have bought it, or they are spelling it "China" and the person reporting it failed to make note of that change.

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Wow, that's horrible. I hate Chyna as much as I hate X-pac - real hate, not 'character'-hate.

Kudos to her though, I assumed she would be dead by now, based on her actions the last few years.

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We're already a year and a half passed the point when everyone said TNA would get cancelled.  Right as always, guys!

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CaptBoston wrote: We're already a year and a half passed the point when everyone said TNA would get cancelled.  Right as always, guys!lol..true. They actually pull pretty good ratings for Spike and apparently they are pleased with them, so they may not be everyone's cup of tea, but damn, they are doing something right.

For the record, I enjoy TNA...



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