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 Posted: Mon May 4th, 2009 10:08 pm
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Okay, I need a good signature line for my posts to piss off the anti-Bruno fans.  You guys are alot wittier than me.  Anybody got the ability to come up with something creative and original?  Please no submissions dealing with hair plugs, blading or his underwear, ala shades of coodeville.  It can be totally fiction.  I just want something pronounced and bold.  Maybe I should use the one Traveler used only replacing Thez's name with Sammartino's name.    



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"lemme tell 'ya Vince............."



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All made up, probably all suck, but use 'em/alter 'em as you may see fit.

"Bruno was the Hulk Hogan of his time, except he didn't need steroids or a fanatical publicity machine to draw. All he needed was to be humble and honest....and that's all we as fans needed him to be."--E.M Perez

"Bruno has more integrity in one of his chest hairs than Hogan has in his entire body!"--Anonymous WWF wrestler, circa 1988

"It's easy to see why Bruno's fan base remains so attached to his legend, and Hogan's fan base continues to distance themselves from their hero's legacy: Bruno didn't spend his years outside of the business making his fans feel stupid for idolizing him."--Domenic DeNucci

Integrity will always outlast marketing, even in wrestling...there's so little of it that guys like Bruno stand taller than the shadow of their legend, while those like Hulk Hogan watch their legend shrink with every passing day."--overheard at a Wrestling FanFest

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Bruno Sammartino - Favorite wrestler of both Pope Paul VI and Jilly Rizzo



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 Posted: Mon May 4th, 2009 11:38 pm
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KHawk and Wong Lee nailed it.

You can also be more direct and say "Bruno's bearhug would have crushed the life out of Thez, Funk, Brisco, Race, Rhodes and Flair.  They couldn't handle the spotlight of the Big Apple, which is why those chumps traveled the country to earn their wages in podunk towns".



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I thought this was going to be about a Bruno signature line of clothing -- tear-away suits designed to fit the man who's 5-9 and 275 pounds.

Last edited on Mon May 4th, 2009 11:42 pm by TerryWWWF

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I put this up:

He has been called the King of the Wrestling Ring, the Majesty of Madison Square Garden, and the Living Legend of Professional Wrestling but in Pittsburgh, they just call him Bruno.

I put this one up for now, but I thank you for all your suggestions.  I will alternate them on weekly or so basis.  It will drive them crazy.

 

 



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Bruno had more manhood in his pinky than Hogan ever injected into himself.



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Bruno Sammartino he was friends with Smokey



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If Bruno would have been in the NWA Race, Rhodes, and Flair would have been push to mid card status.



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"Bruno ended his career on top selling out the biggest venues.  Thesz finished up working for Nick Gulas.  That about says it all."-Crimson Mask



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 Posted: Tue May 5th, 2009 07:07 pm
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it's not my fault that i am the living legend of professional wrestling with my main squeeze Arnold Skaaland.



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Bruno - the first "made man" to hold a world's championship.



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Lou Thesz can't carry the jockstrap of the guy who carries Bruno's jockstrap.



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HarryG wrote: "Bruno ended his career on top selling out the biggest venues.  Thesz finished up working for Nick Gulas.  That about says it all."-Crimson Mask
I realize I'm way late to this thread but I legit LOL'ed.

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