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 Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 02:03 am
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This tournament was impossible to seed. The rankings were determined by the order they were originally mentioned. I've eliminated all the pro wrestlers and replaced them with other assholes. I'll do the brackets tonight. 1 will face 64. 2 will face 63 and so on and so forth. NCAA Basketball tournament style.

While I won't move seeds up and down, I will allow people to suggest someone that should be in the tournament. As always tell us which person should be eliminated.

1 Barry Bonds
Roger Clemens
Marion Jones
Jason Kidd
Kobe Bryant
Bill Belichick
John Rocker
Bobby Knight
Latrell Sprewell
10 Manny Ramirez
Michael Jordan
Bobby Petrino
Brett Favre
Brian Burke
15 OJ Simpson
Jeremy Shockey
Stephon Marbury
Bobby Holik
Roger Goodell
20 Lance Armstrong
Dwight Howard
Gary Bettman
Donald Fehr
Roger Goodell
25 Bobby Petrino
Ray Lewis
Floyd Mayweather Jr
Gary Bettman
Michael Vick
30 Terrell Owens
Lawrence Taylor
Dave Meggett
Kermit Washington
35 Joe Paterno
Jerry Sandusky
Mike Tyson
Jerry Jones
Rae Carruth
40 "Dollar" Bill Wirtz
Don King killed two people before he became a Boxing Promoter
Ken Patera
Scottie Pippen
Rex Ryan
45 Ozzie Guillen
Alex Rodriguez
Alan Eagleson
Woody Hayes
Tonya Harding
50 Bill Romanovski
Bill Laimbeer
Allen Iverson
Ty Cobb
Harold Ballard
55 Isiah Thomas
Milton Bradley
Albert Belle
Marty McSorley
Sean Avery
60 Jeffery Loria
Marge Schott
Rickey Henderson
Chris Berman
64 Milo Hamilton



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I'll name the brackets later. Bettman and Petrino were listed twice and I got rid of Patera. They were replaced by Ron Artest, Dennis Rodman and Tim Tebow.

1 Barry Bonds vs 16 Milo Hamilton
2 Bobby Knight vs 15 Albert Belle
3 Latrell Sprewell vs 14 Milton Bradley
4 Jeremy Shockey vs 13 Tonya Harding
5 Stephon Marbury vs 12 Woody Hayes
6 Roger Goodell vs 11 Don King
7 Tim Tebow vs 10 "Dollar" Bill Wirtz
8 Terrell Owens vs 9 Jerry Sandusky

1 Roger Clemens vs 16 Chris Berman
2 John Rocker vs 15 Marty McSorley
3 Manny Ramirez vs 14 Isiah Thomas
4 OJ Simpson vs 13 Bill Romanovski
5 Bobby Holik vs 12 Alan Eagleson
6 Donald Fehr vs 11 Jerry Jones
7 Michael Vick vs 10 Mike Tyson
8 Lawrence Taylor vs 9 Joe Paterno

1 Marion Jones vs 16 Jerramy Stevens
2 Bill Belichick vs 15 Sean Avery
3 Michael Jordan vs 14 Harold Ballard
4 Brian Burke vs 13 Bill Laimbeer 
5 Roger Goodell vs 12 Alex Rodriguez
6 Gary Bettman vs 11 Scottie Pippen
7 Floyd Mayweather Jr vs 10 Rickey Henderson
8 Dave Meggett vs 9 Kermit Washington

1 Jason Kidd vs 16 Marge Schott
2 Kobe Bryant vs 15 Jeffery Loria
3 Bobby Petrino vs 14 Ty Cobb
4 Brett Favre vs 13 Allen Iverson
5 Lance Armstrong vs 12 Ozzie Guillen
6 Dwight Howard vs 11 Rex Ryan
7 Ray Lewis vs 10 Rae Carruth
8 Ron Artest vs 9 Dennis Rodman



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I thought you were removing OJ from the tourney.
Even with OJ, Sandusky should win easily.

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lobo316 wrote: I thought you were removing OJ from the tourney.
Even with OJ, Sandusky should win easily.

I dunno about that... I am voting TO in the first round over him, since I have hated him longer.



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lobo316 wrote: I thought you were removing OJ from the tourney.
Rae Carruth is a murderer too. I changed my mind. 



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clawmaster wrote: While I won't move seeds up and down, I will allow people to suggest someone that should be in the tournament. As always tell us which person should be eliminated.

I've decided to let one seed be moved each bracket.



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clawmaster wrote: clawmaster wrote: While I won't move seeds up and down, I will allow people to suggest someone that should be in the tournament. As always tell us which person should be eliminated.

I've decided to let one seed be moved each bracket.

I'd suggest moving 1 Marion Jones and 1 Jason Kidd down in their brackets to whatever number and moving everybody else up one. You could also swap Jones or Kidd for other seeded nominees in their respective brackets. 



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clawmaster wrote: I'll name the brackets later. Bettman and Petrino were listed twice and I got rid of Patera. They were replaced by Ron Artest, Dennis Rodman and Tim Tebow.

Jerry Jones was also listed twice. Jerramy Stevens is in the tournament.



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lobo316 wrote: Sandusky should win easily.
Do others agree with Lobo? Should Sandusky be seeded number one in his bracket?



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Couldn't help but notice the absence of Curt Shilling here. That man exemplifies Douchebag!!!



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clawmaster wrote:
lobo316 wrote: Sandusky should win easily.
Do others agree with Lobo? Should Sandusky be seeded number one in his bracket?


Personally, I might have Sandusky face the winner of this tourney. It's not fair to have legitimate douches, whom have spent a long time honing their craft, be shot down just because they face off with him.

Also, Donnie Fuhr should be a higher seed. This man has made sure to stop play in two sports now so his clients might live a slightly more douche lifestyle than they are accustomed.



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Hymie Itsu wrote:
Personally, I might have Sandusky face the winner of this tourney. It's not fair to have legitimate douches, whom have spent a long time honing their craft, be shot down just because they face off with him.


 

It sorta reminds me of the argument over who got nominated for "Weasel of the Week" last year. there are two levels of douches in Sports, the criminal element (Carruth, Sandusky, OJ), and the ones that were general dicks all around to everyone (Clemens, Bonds, that ilk).

Tough to resolve when voting outside of everyone's personal take on it. Bonds is a much bigger douche in sports than Sandusky, for example, but if Sandusky's criminal activity is factored in he more than likely gets my vote. If I don't factor it in, I vote for Bonds.

(Not sure which way I'd go with my vote, in this or any other case, just making an example here.)



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khawk wrote: Hymie Itsu wrote:
Personally, I might have Sandusky face the winner of this tourney. It's not fair to have legitimate douches, whom have spent a long time honing their craft, be shot down just because they face off with him.


 

It sorta reminds me of the argument over who got nominated for "Weasel of the Week" last year. there are two levels of douches in Sports, the criminal element (Carruth, Sandusky, OJ), and the ones that were general dicks all around to everyone (Clemens, Bonds, that ilk).

Tough to resolve when voting outside of everyone's personal take on it. Bonds is a much bigger douche in sports than Sandusky, for example, but if Sandusky's criminal activity is factored in he more than likely gets my vote. If I don't factor it in, I vote for Bonds.

(Not sure which way I'd go with my vote, in this or any other case, just making an example here.)

I agree with this.  This 'should' be primarily a douche tourney sans the criminal aspect.  I mean, with Sandusky, whom is only a criminal, this is a spot that could have went to 'Tricky' Nicky Saban.

I mean, whom among us knew who the hell Sandusky was before this unless they followed Penn State on a Tammy Sytch-esque stalking scale?



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It would be easy to eliminate OJ, Sandusky & Carruth and replace them. Do any others need to be eliminated for heinous acts?



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clawmaster wrote: It would be easy to eliminate OJ, Sandusky & Carruth and replace them. Do any others need to be eliminated for heinous acts?

Don King?



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