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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:01 pm |
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brodiescomics
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The Rules The game starts with the original poster posting 4 words of a sentence. The remaining posters add 4 more words to continue the story.
Yesterday, after football practice, I took off my shirt and showed off my scabs that had started to peel. Later, during my dinner party, I showed my scabs to my childhood priest and he rubbed some lotion on his hands. I asked for tacos and the priest said, "Let me look at that menu for a second while I masturbate, of course I'm kidding." The waiter looks at my 1947 Kenya map and asks, "What the fuck good is it?" Later at my apartment, whilst squeezing the pus from the pimples on my steroid enhanced back, I hear a knock coming from my ceiling where the Priest has been building his own home salad tossing device for the benefits of Freddy. Now I'm not saying that it's wrong using pus as salad, but I sure wouldn't want the other alternative which would include using semen from race horses which isn't as bad as Beejmi's calomine lotion. Freddy prefers syrup, but not for his pancakes, it is for his girlfriend's dried up skin condition around her hell's Angels tattoo, which she got when Sonny Barger boinked her. That's not even the low point of that relationship. One time she took on a whole bunch of horny Special Olympians on a bet that she couldn't make the Guinness book by juggling swords while singing. She lost the bet, but did manage to impress the Special Olympians and they laughed so hard that a couple of them peed their pants. This was really nothing new since incontinence is common in tards, but it's hard not to laugh when you have two who have posted simultaneously. But the memorable part was watching the reaction of the video crew who were "special" themselves. If "special" means that you act like an old timey rassler, who is now a chiropractor, who thinks he knows how to do a match that would amaze not only the IWC, but the jobber hall of fame, which includes Dusty Wolfe and a bunch of OSW members who have their noses permanently stuck deep inside the latest copy of "You're Not A Worker." After reading that book, I knew for sure a carpenter's life sucks. But for the sake of those involved I revived the thread so we could finally finish with a complete sentence. Best intentions notwitstanding, we probably won't be able The End Last edited on Tue Jul 15th, 2008 09:31 pm by brodiescomics ____________________ You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit? |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:01 pm |
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brodiescomics
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Yesterday, after football practice,
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:04 pm |
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dogfacedgremlin34 Will Kick Your Ass At Fantasy Football 
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I took off my
____________________ "I'm putting your worthless fucking ass on ignore so I don't have to read anymore of your pompous arrogant New York big shot bullshit. Good fucking riddance, fuckhead."-Angelic Assassin to rossi |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:05 pm |
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beejmi THE BIG KAHUNA 
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shirt and showed off
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:09 pm |
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carpetbeggar The Ayatollah Of Rock And Rolla 
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my scabs that had
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:14 pm |
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dogfacedgremlin34 Will Kick Your Ass At Fantasy Football
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carpetbeggar wrote: my scabs that had started to peel. Later,
____________________ "I'm putting your worthless fucking ass on ignore so I don't have to read anymore of your pompous arrogant New York big shot bullshit. Good fucking riddance, fuckhead."-Angelic Assassin to rossi |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:15 pm |
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brodiescomics
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during my dinner party
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:23 pm |
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beejmi THE BIG KAHUNA
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I showed my scabs
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:28 pm |
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dogfacedgremlin34 Will Kick Your Ass At Fantasy Football
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beejmi wrote: I showed my scabs to my childhood priest,
____________________ "I'm putting your worthless fucking ass on ignore so I don't have to read anymore of your pompous arrogant New York big shot bullshit. Good fucking riddance, fuckhead."-Angelic Assassin to rossi |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:37 pm |
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srossi
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and he rubbed some
____________________ This thread was great before AA ruined it. |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:41 pm |
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brodiescomics
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lotion on his hands.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:45 pm |
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BigJ
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I asked for tacos,
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 04:47 pm |
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srossi
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and the priest said
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 05:08 pm |
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HBF
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let me look at
____________________ "That's what a pre-med degree will get you kids, nearly correct spelling and pissing in a bowl on Skype"-SRossi on Sunny |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 13th, 2008 05:24 pm |
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brodiescomics
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that menu for a
____________________ You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit? |
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