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 Posted: Sun Oct 21st, 2007 07:00 pm
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Are women that screwed in the head that they would really post such shit?

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly
beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a
million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to
her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side
so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to
offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls
in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker,
doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out?
Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE
ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way.
Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it.
I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match
them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and
hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests

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 Posted: Sun Oct 21st, 2007 07:30 pm
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Not my ex but I've seen this e-mail floating around.  You left out the punch line.  Here's the response that supposedly goes with it (I doubt any of this is real):


PostingID: 432279810 THE ANSWER Dear Pers-431649184: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.
Your offer, from the perspective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.



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 Posted: Sun Oct 21st, 2007 07:35 pm
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If you really do have that kind of income, best advice is to double bag it with her.



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If you really have that kind of income you're not on Craigs List.  All you need to do is get a VIP room at any club and send a bottle of champagne over to a few chicks.  There's no way you won't get laid by someone a lot hotter than an Internet troll.  And you don't need to make 500k to pull that off.



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The guy's response is perfect but one would prefer that he get a punch or two in on top of it.

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This one's real, it's up right now.  Wants a sugar daddy, won't ever have sex with him, and has an attitude about it like the guy is doing her a favor.  Maybe we should make "Stupidest CL Post of the Day" a regular feature.  I use CL for work every day and can't resist looking at the personals and there are some crazy ones on there.


http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/456816905.html

im going to try to make this quick and easy to save me time and cut your time in half. i go straight for what i want. no excuses.
i am a female. 19 years old. 5'6. slim and slender. i am a fashion merchandising student in college. and a hardcore perfectionist. i like fashion, art, wine and spontaneous moments.
i am looking for an over the top sugar daddy. he has to be fast acting and cater to my every needs like a real man should. i dont give into bullshit. money shouldn't be an issue. i dont ask for much only the bare essentials a girl needs. spoil me it turns me on. i am not looking to have sex with you. but there are other things in life besides that.

contact me via email.
i ask that you send your photo as well.
if you cant even do that simple favor dont bother.
lets get to this NOW



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srossi wrote: This one's real, it's up right now.  Wants a sugar daddy, won't ever have sex with him, and has an attitude about it like the guy is doing her a favor.  Maybe we should make "Stupidest CL Post of the Day" a regular feature.  I use CL for work every day and can't resist looking at the personals and there are some crazy ones on there.


http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/456816905.html

im going to try to make this quick and easy to save me time and cut your time in half. i go straight for what i want. no excuses.
i am a female. 19 years old. 5'6. slim and slender. i am a fashion merchandising student in college. and a hardcore perfectionist. i like fashion, art, wine and spontaneous moments.
i am looking for an over the top sugar daddy. he has to be fast acting and cater to my every needs like a real man should. i dont give into bullshit. money shouldn't be an issue. i dont ask for much only the bare essentials a girl needs. spoil me it turns me on. i am not looking to have sex with you. but there are other things in life besides that.

contact me via email.
i ask that you send your photo as well.
if you cant even do that simple favor dont bother.
lets get to this NOW
Not to be a dick or anything but WHAT zackly were you searching for when you found this post?



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Whores.  No, I actually use the job sections to recruit.  But I always look at the personals while I'm there because I'll find gems like that.  And that wasn't even in the Casual Encounters section, where the craziest stuff usually is.  And you've never worried about being a dick before so don't start now.

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No picture posted = No sugar daddy

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Do you really want a pic of this one?  18 and already 169 pounds but wants a sugard daddy who is "weight appropriate".  lol  But hey, she's a "classy" cunt who's trolling CL like a whore.


Good Evening Gentlemen-

I am an 18 year old african american female who is searching for a submissive older white male preferably between the ages 35-55 to spoil me rotten. I am very classy for my age, and i feel like women deserve nothing but the finer things in life, dont you? In return, I would make your wildest fantasies come true. They say that black women are the best lovers so heres your chance to find out.

I am 5'9, 169 pounds exactly and i wear a 36dd bra. I am thick but not at all fat and i have the prettiest smile, i promise you that you will not be disappointed.

You should be fairly attractive, atleast 6 feet and weight appropriate to your height.

You could basically say that Im your mistress and will take care of anything that your wife is not doing at home(If you have one)...So if this sounds like something that you would be interested in, please send me a detailed description of you as well as a picture.

I will definitely respond, even if im not interested and i have a ton of pictures, so dont woory. You'll be able to see exactly who your dealing with;)

Thanks for taking the time to read my Ad, and i hope to hear from you soon



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Maybe she can find it in her heart to spell correctly? jeebus. What's a "woory"? Yeah, she'll be getting alot of dates with that post.:X



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The big fat black chick looking for sex in exchange for money, I can deal with that.

My God, there's a typo!  That's it, dealbreaker!



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srossi wrote: The big fat black chick looking for sex in exchange for money, I can deal with that.

My God, there's a typo!  That's it, dealbreaker!

I was trying to be facitious(sp), it apparently didn't work? There's a girl like this one who's a stripper @ my job...I crack up @ some of the complete horseshit she tries shoveling to us. You'd get a kick out of it too if you heard some of the shit she's said.



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New York's craigslist is full of all kinds of strange people just read the rants and raves section.



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Can you help me get butt implants i cry everyday i look at my butt
hi, i am not looking for sex, i am looking for a nice person who can help me out, i will pay you back, i can only afford $50 a month, i cry each day, i feel so much pain to know my butt is flat, i could be a model, or be in videos, and a lot, but with a butt like this, all i get is laughed at, i cry myself to sleep everynight, please help me out, i am sweet, kind, and low self esteem, only because of my butt.



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