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 Posted: Sun Mar 8th, 2020 09:42 pm
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I was just diagnosed with the 'corona virus'


But I found a girl with 'Lime Disease'


We should be just fine

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 Posted: Sun Mar 8th, 2020 09:43 pm
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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 Posted: Mon Mar 9th, 2020 06:57 am
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Robert Fuller and 2 Cold Scorpio were both taking a piss off The Golden Gate Bridge.


Fuller, "Damn, this water is cold!"

Scorpio, "Deep, too."



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Heenan Fan wrote: Robert Fuller and 2 Cold Scorpio were both taking a piss off The Golden Gate Bridge.


Fuller, "Damn, this water is cold!"

Scorpio, "Deep, too."

Will you stop!

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 Posted: Thu Mar 12th, 2020 08:48 am
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BitterOldMan wrote: Heenan Fan wrote: Robert Fuller and 2 Cold Scorpio were both taking a piss off The Golden Gate Bridge.


Fuller, "Damn, this water is cold!"

Scorpio, "Deep, too."

Will you stop!

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Last edited on Wed Mar 18th, 2020 03:28 pm by BitterOldMan

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 Posted: Wed Mar 18th, 2020 03:50 pm
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What does a  cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass..

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 Posted: Thu Mar 19th, 2020 08:28 am
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^ LOL:)



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 Posted: Fri Mar 20th, 2020 12:07 am
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What’s it called when a woman has a sex change?


  An addadictomy

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 Posted: Fri Mar 20th, 2020 12:10 am
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6 year old Johnny sees his Mother and Father having sex in the bedroom.

The next day, Johnny says to his Mother "Why were u bouncing up and down on Daddys stomach Mummy?"

His Mother replies "I have to do that, as it stops your Daddys stomach from getting very fat"

Johnny replies "Its not going to work". Mother replies "Whys that Johnny?"


Johnny replies "Because the babysitter keeps blowing Daddys stomach up again" __________________

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 Posted: Fri Mar 20th, 2020 11:00 am
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If Pat Patterson and Steve Lombardi, and The Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young left from Madison Square Garden to the Philadelphia Spectrum for a show in separate cars, which two would get to the Spectrum first?



Moolah and Mae - They'd get there lickity split, while Patterson and Lombardi would still be packing their shit!



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