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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 09:48 pm
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What's the only thing fuller than himself other than Crimson (danny boy) Mask?


His colostomy bag.



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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 09:17 pm
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A man goes to his doctor and says, "What should I do? I've just been raped by an elephant!"

The doctor tells him to bend over so he could have a look at his ass. "That's odd," he says. "Your asshole is ten inches wide! I thought elelephants had long, thin penises?"

"Yeah, but he fingered me first!"



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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 09:20 pm
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What does a receptionist at a sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?



"Thanks for coming."



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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 09:27 pm
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "Do you want to play 'magic'?"

"What's that?" she asks.

"We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."



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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 10:29 pm
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What does Crimson Mask and a chicken have in common?


They're both chickens who like cocks.



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 Posted: Fri Jul 24th, 2020 12:41 pm
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In baseball news, bottled beer will not be sold in the Nationals or Giant's ballpark this year



Both teams lost their opener

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 Posted: Sat Sep 26th, 2020 02:25 am
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent w Nickelback

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