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 Posted: Mon Nov 5th, 2007 05:17 pm
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beejmi wrote: I dont see how dog breeders and these true dog lovers can call a female dog a bitch and keep a straight face.

"If the bitch pees on your rug, put her in her cage and spank her with a rolled up newspaper"

AND WHAT IF THE SLUT STARTS BARKING?


Oh, they're talking about dogs? 

I'll have to apologize to my wife later.  I usually take people up on relationship advice - I need to be more careful.

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 Posted: Mon Nov 5th, 2007 05:46 pm
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a sign you see on retail shops every day,
"all deliveries in the rear" (always makes me giggle)

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 Posted: Mon Nov 5th, 2007 07:21 pm
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at the hair dresser shop, "blow job" 

I dated a hairdresser who said she could do "haircuts and blowjobs" all day. And thought nothing of saying such.

 

 

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 Posted: Mon Nov 5th, 2007 09:27 pm
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If you work with tools. Tools, Nailing, Screwing, Hammering, Driving, Nuts, Screws, Tightening, etc.



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 Posted: Mon Nov 5th, 2007 10:29 pm
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beejmi wrote: I dont see how dog breeders and these true dog lovers can call a female dog a bitch and keep a straight face.

"If the bitch pees on your rug, put her in her cage and spank her with a rolled up newspaper"

AND WHAT IF THE SLUT STARTS BARKING?




 

You calling me a bitch ?

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:00 am
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titilating

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:01 am
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At a law firm, you examine her briefs.

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:03 am
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The name "Dick" does indeed make me laugh.

Houston Nutt  (Which is even funnier because my brother was married to a girl who's father is named Austin Dick. I keep waiting for Dallas Butts)

 

The name "Peter"

 

My friend used to swear listening to football was a big sexual metaphor if you closed your eyes. When he told me that, I started listening:

The running back "squirts through the crack"

"He's going to the sideline for a blow" 

"The defense stiffens"

"I think he needs to just find a hole, and jam it up in there"

"The backs are allowing too much penetration"

"He splits the uprights"

"WOW! (Reciever) just got nailed from behind by the safety!"

"(Reciever) is juggling a lot of balls tonight"

"(Quarterback's) having his balls dropped tonight"

(On a punt return) "There's a muff on the field!"

 

 

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:06 am
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Uranus (the planet)

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:08 am
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The Bushwhackers

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beejmi wrote: beaver

titilating


Those are good ones! Crack me up. Nut gets me too.

Beaver got me thinking of this joke (It was in Revenge of the Nerds) BTW Nerds is a word that cracks me up too:

Q: What is the dirtiest thing ever said on TV?

A: Ward, I think you were a little too hard on the Beaver last night.

 

That line cracks me up!

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:12 am
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sperm bank

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:15 am
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Reminds me of the old Mae West joke.
Mae calls Hung Low the Chinese launderer to pick up
her laundry.
Mae : When can you get here ?
Hung: Me come, lickety split.
Mae: Never mind that, what about my laundry ?

 

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:18 am
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anal retentive

I heard her coming

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 Posted: Tue Nov 6th, 2007 12:20 am
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