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 Posted: Sat Nov 18th, 2017 12:13 am
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Principal_Raditch wrote: What I've learned from all of this is simple. Americans are perverts.Nixon wasn't, and look what happened. I think I'm more comfortable with the ass grabbers.

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This is hilarious.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/male-feminist-i-really-think-id-absolutely-crush-i-7018#1,

As A Male Feminist, I Really Think I’d Absolutely Crush It If I Ever Had To Publicly Apologize For Sexual Misconduct

America is now confronting its endemic sexual harassment problem and finally holding powerful men accountable for their crimes against women in an unprecedented way. Big-name celebrities and media titans are being outed as the sex criminals they truly are, but infuriatingly, exposed serial abusers like Harvey Weinstein and Louis CK continue to issue public apologies that fail to convey sincere remorse and attempt to justify their heinous behavior. These weak, mealy-mouthed mea culpas cannot be tolerated, and as a male feminist and ally to women, I believe that I would totally crush it if I ever had to publicly apologize for sexual misconduct.

Seriously. It would be an absolute slam dunk.

First off, I would immediately admit to the charges leveled against me. Whatever I was accused of doing, whether it was lewd comments, groping, public masturbation, coercing female employees into sex for promotions, or something even worse, I would own up to it because, as a progressive, I do not want to contribute to a culture that discredits women for speaking up. I read enough feminist think-pieces to know that it’s important to believe women, and in my apology, there wouldn’t be any half-assed claims about misconstruing signals or consent, no fucking way. I would own that shit.

Also, I wouldn’t wait until a Cosby-sized crowd of victims stepped forward. The moment one woman accused me of spiking her drink, boom, I’d post a full confession about what I did to her and also any other women I had traumatized. I would get the ball rolling on my public disgrace ASAP, without dilly-dallying until after a New York Times exposé forced my hand.

I would be held so goddamn accountable, you wouldn’t believe it. I’m seriously getting amped just thinking about it.

And you know what else? My admission of wrongdoing would be so fucking contrite. It’d go down in history as the gold standard of copping to serial molestation. I’d use the word “apologize” and say “I’m sorry.” I’d check off all the boxes that feminist Twitter looks for in an airtight apology, and I’d continue expressing remorse in the ensuing weeks to wow the world with the magnitude of my self-reproach. You want closure? I would blow the women I preyed on away with a fucking tsunami of closure to help them heal and move on with their lives—closure like people have never seen before. People would honestly probably be awed at how sorry I’d be.

Then, after proclaiming all my sexual misdeeds, I would eloquently segue into an uplifting message about how society as a whole needs to address sexism and how I hope that other men would learn from my example. And you can bet your sweet ass I’d have a bitchin’ metaphor to reinforce my points. In fact, I’ve already got a pretty fucking awesome one locked and loaded in my notes app just in case—not that, to my knowledge, I’ve ever committed any sexual misconduct against women or anything, but you never know. Should I ever get called in off the bench, I want to be ready to charge straight to the front lines of progress to wave my apology like a goddamn battle flag.

And, naturally, should I ever have an occasion to bring forth such an apology, I would conclude it by announcing that I was withdrawing from public life to work on bettering myself as a human. I wouldn’t try to blame my problem on sex addiction or some bullshit excuse like that, no siree. I would declare that I was a shitty and selfish person who didn’t care who he hurt as long as he got what he wanted, and I’d say that I was ready to do whatever it took to change myself and atone for my horrific behavior. I would stick the landing so goddamn hard.

The internet would find my epic honesty so refreshing that my redemptive arc would be put on a fast track. HuffPo and Medium bloggers would be publishing headlines like, “Now THIS Is How You Do An Apology,” and while people would still be mad at me, you can’t imagine they’d be able to hold shit against me for too long. If I had to guess, I’d say all the employers that had fired me would quietly invite me to return within a month or two. Although, if I really wanted to hit it out of the park, I would insist that I didn’t deserve a second chance. Sayonara, fuckers, put a fork in me. I’m done.

I would just go away forever, with my badass apology as the unforgettable send-off people would be talking about for years. As a feminist, it’d be the least I could do.

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A second accuser has come forward against Al Franken, and this one is a little worse and the accuser is certainly very credible. She immediately told her family that Franken grabbed her ass during a photo op at a state fair, and when she posted the pic on Facebook she even publicly wrote to her sister "Dude -- Al Franken TOTALLY molested me! Creeper!" This happened in 2010 after he was already in politics, and although she didn't go to the news until yesterday, she can't really be accused of not saying anything at the time considering it was on Facebook for 7 years. 

Franken's response is just slightly better than invoking the Virgin Mary.  "I take thousands of photos at the state fair surrounded by hundreds of people, and I certainly don't remember taking this picture.  I feel badly that Ms. Menz came away from our interaction feeling disrespected."  That is not at ALL a denial.  If you've never grabbed a stranger's ass, you would just fucking say it in very emphatic terms.  You wouldn't say that you can't remember grabbing this particular ass. 

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/woman-says-al-franken-inappropriately-touched-her-in-2010/ar-BBFlVOU

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Add Charlie Rose to the list.



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I just think it's amazing that Trump is really on Twitter all day, personally writing this shit. He's about 3 beers away from joining S&W and getting into a flame war with Ports.----srossi
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At this rate, I just need to claim I was harassed by my female coworkers, and demand million dollar settlement from my employer.

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A bit worse than the normal charges. Former Oklahoma Senator and Trump campaign coordinator Ralph Shorty, who of course is super anti-gay, pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking in exchange for getting 3 child pornography charges dropped. It’s not real sex trafficking though, he simply met underage boys in hotel rooms and paid them for sex.  But the Bible says that Joseph used to suck off teenage boys when Mary wouldn’t put out, so it’s really not a big deal. At least that’s what my Bible says.  

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/_family_values_republican_state_senator_pleads_guilty_to_child_sex_trafficking_after_child_pornography_charges_dropped?utm_content=buffera0b17&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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I think this thread missed Buccaneers QB Jameis Winston by an Uber driver. Her story completely unraveled over the weekend though.

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New York Times reporter Glenn Thrush also.



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Who is going to be the first big name female busted?

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Principal_Raditch wrote: Who is going to be the first big name female busted?
Caitlyn Jenner



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srossi wrote: Principal_Raditch wrote: Who is going to be the first big name female busted?
Caitlyn Jenner
Awesome! 
Yea, this sort of thing knows no boundaries.  I do think some of it is bullshit.  There is a difference between being a womanizer and harasser.   The thing with the Trump guy is awful. 
Franken has to resign at this point.  Moore should have dropped out.  Lots of special elections coming.  We should all move to DC or Hollywood.  Lots of job openings coming soon. 

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Ultimark wrote: srossi wrote: Principal_Raditch wrote: Who is going to be the first big name female busted?
Caitlyn Jenner
Awesome! 
Yea, this sort of thing knows no boundaries.  I do think some of it is bullshit.  There is a difference between being a womanizer and harasser.   The thing with the Trump guy is awful. 
Franken has to resign at this point.  Moore should have dropped out.  Lots of special elections coming.  We should all move to DC or Hollywood.  Lots of job openings coming soon. 

The liberals commenting on Franken threads are every bit as looney as the Republicans commenting on Moore threads.  They're all fucking nuts.   



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srossi wrote: Ultimark wrote: srossi wrote: Principal_Raditch wrote: Who is going to be the first big name female busted?
Caitlyn Jenner
Awesome! 
Yea, this sort of thing knows no boundaries.  I do think some of it is bullshit.  There is a difference between being a womanizer and harasser.   The thing with the Trump guy is awful. 
Franken has to resign at this point.  Moore should have dropped out.  Lots of special elections coming.  We should all move to DC or Hollywood.  Lots of job openings coming soon. 

The liberals commenting on Franken threads are every bit as looney as the Republicans commenting on Moore threads.  They're all fucking nuts.   
JMO but I don't think you can call for Moore to drop out without calling for Franken to resign.  

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The only time you see this stuff come up with women is with female school teachers. its crazy the amount of stories you see of female school teachers hooking up with their male students. has any one done a study on this? its crazy. every other day you see a story on it. wtf?

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