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| Posted: Tue Mar 26th, 2019 06:49 pm |
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Heenan Fan Mr Monday Night! 
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AIRPLANE! is my all time favorite comedy movie, a true classic. I loved it when Striker and Elaine, in a flashback, were in the Peace Corps and teaching the African tribe basketball for the first time. Within minutes, every tribesmen was shooting jumpers perfectly, and dunking. Absolutely hilarious! I also loved the scene where the broad was panicking and was slapped across her face to calm her down. Then the camera pans back to show a line of people to calm her. One had a gun, another a baseball bat, etc.
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 26th, 2019 07:05 pm |
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the squared circle
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Oh stewardess?...I speak jive.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 12:31 am |
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chrob61
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What's your vector,Victor? What's your clearance, Clarence?
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 01:55 am |
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Heenan Fan Mr Monday Night!
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"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" - Capt. Oveur
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 02:20 am |
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Heenan Fan Mr Monday Night!
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Elaine talking to Striker: "When I used to sit on your face and wiggle." I remember, after watching that scene, being a 9 year old me and asking my old man, "What does that mean?" My old man smartened me up that night.
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 03:32 am |
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the squared circle
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Stewardess- Doctor, lots of passengers are getting sick. Doctor - hmmm. Maybe it was the food. What was on the menu? Stewardess - there was a choice of steak or fish. Doctor - oh that’s right, I had the lasagna.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 06:12 am |
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The Ultimate Sin Hall Of Famer 
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Joey : And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs. Roger Murdock : [breaking character] The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 08:10 am |
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kargol
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Little boy with coffee: Cream? Little girl: No thank you, I take it black. Like my men.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 12:58 pm |
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chrob61
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Not exactly sure of the scene, but when Barbara Billingsley was translating jive, the passenger said something like "sheeeeeet" and the caption on the screen said...... golly. I just rewatched the snippet on youtube, it was before BB came over to translate. Last edited on Wed Mar 27th, 2019 04:33 pm by chrob61 |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 01:05 pm |
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chrob61
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Last edited on Wed Mar 27th, 2019 01:06 pm by chrob61 |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 01:46 pm |
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One Fan Gang
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This is a fun segment to see the shot comparisons. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8-v2BHNBVCs Last edited on Wed Mar 27th, 2019 01:46 pm by One Fan Gang |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 01:56 pm |
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lobo316
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ok guys, let's take some pictures
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 02:03 pm |
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Superstar '18-'19 POTY, 1st Ballot HOFer 
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I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue......
____________________ "Jack Brisco grabbed my testicles once but I told him "Brisco, you have exactly 15 minutes to get your hands off my balls"." -WongLee 7/22/2017 |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 04:28 pm |
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Heenan Fan Mr Monday Night!
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Ted Striker: "It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 27th, 2019 04:32 pm |
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Heenan Fan Mr Monday Night!
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Captain Oveur: "Joey, have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?"
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 |
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