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I said before that I could start a whole thread on my ghetto high school.  I just did.  So, I went to high school in the ghetto.  I didn't live there, I was bussed there.  Big ol' white me.  And I was whiter then.

So, the school I went to was basically divided between the neighborhood kids and the non-African American kids who were all bussed in for magnet school stuff.  Every city has a school like this, and if you went to one and have similar stories to share, please do.

Note that I'm not ridiculing the people involved or making fun of their race or social or moral standing.  Really, I'm not.

So this one time, "Jamal" in my computer class was sent to stand outside for interrupting the teacher's lecture by barking, at random, lines from what I think was an LL Cool J song.  He was doing a sort of call-and-response to the girls across the room.  ("Hey Ladies!" and they would reply "Get Funky")

So, Jamal is outside.  The teacher goes out to talk to him.  About the second the door clicks shut behind him we hear the teacher go ballistic.  Discussion abounds in the classroom about the harsh treatment until confusion arises when we hear Jamal ask, repeatedly, "Did you SEE me piss on the do'?  DID you SEE me PISS on da do'?!"

The highlight of this besides that line being the teacher's response of "who in the FUCK else came by and pissed on the door, and why didn't you stop them?"

So anyway, Jamal was off to the office, and noone dared ask the teacher what happened or anything else for the rest of the period.

I don't quite know what happened to Jamal at the office.  He was out and in high spirits during lunch, he was seen after school, and he didn't miss a day of class, so the thinking is, that maybe since, indeed, noone SAW him piss on the door, that he wasn't punished.

Jamal is one of my personal heroes.

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I went to a ghetto junior high.  Weird place.  It was a magnet school, which was in vogue at the time (maybe still is).  Kids were bused in from all over, most them very white and very artsy.  Then there were the kids like me from the neighborhood, most of whom were very white too, and a lot of Greeks.  Then there were the kids from the projects about 15 blocks from the school.  They were at a distinct numbers disadvantage but that didn't stop them from terrorizing the rest of us for 3 years.  Gym class usually resembled a prison rape and the lunch room consisted of them having the run of the place while the majority huddled in a corner and tried not to make eye contact in the hopes that they would just stab each other and leave us alone. 

It wasn't just the getting our asses whipped either (that only happened to me once), it was the rampant pickpotting and thievery.  You couldn't bring ANYTHING to school.   School projects needed to be guarded with your life because kids would just steal and destroy them.  Nice clothes would be ripped up, expensive sneakers stolen.  Engraved pens and even Trapper Keepers never lasted more than a day.  I had a nice scientific calculator stolen out of my bag as I walked up the stairs.  Starter caps and jackets were hot and were immediately swiped.  And this was long before iPods, cell phones, laptops, etc. at school.  In can't imagine what they'd do now.

Only really "good" story though is the time an 11 year old white boy was basically gang raped by 3 HUGE 13-year old black chicks.  They probably weighed 200 pounds each and they trapped him in the stairway and ripped his clothes completely off, then gave him a blowjob, fingered his asshole, and forced his face into their crotches and tits.  They literally found pieces of pants and underwear all over the school, like Bruce Banner had transformed into the Incredible Hulk.  He made it to the locker room of the gym where the janitor found him completely naked in the fetal position on a bench after school let out.  We never found out who the kid was (we did find out who the girls were) but it made the local news. 

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BigJ wrote:

So this one time, "Jamal" in my computer class was sent to stand outside for interrupting the teacher's lecture by barking, at random, lines from what I think was an LL Cool J song.  He was doing a sort of call-and-response to the girls across the room.  ("Hey Ladies!" and they would reply "Get Funky")


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The Ultimate Sin wrote: BigJ wrote:

So this one time, "Jamal" in my computer class was sent to stand outside for interrupting the teacher's lecture by barking, at random, lines from what I think was an LL Cool J song.  He was doing a sort of call-and-response to the girls across the room.  ("Hey Ladies!" and they would reply "Get Funky")


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Ah, thank you.  I should have known that.

Rossi's gang rape story reminds me of the time two of the "neighborhood gals" went at it while waiting for the afternoon bus.

The bus loading zone was on the south end of the campus, which was a good walk from the office, etc.  If anyone really wanted to start some shit, it usually started there.

Anyway, two girls, each weighing at least 225 and each having spent at least a minute per pound tightly braiding her hair, decided to get into the nastiest fistfight I've ever seen to this day, man, woman or in this case beast.

I have no clue what prompted the tussle, but it ended with one girl's skirt ripped off and a couple teeth knocked out, and she was the winner.  The loser had her shirt ripped off, her bra ripped halfway off exposing one breast, and her face cheese-grated against the popcorn-stucco wall of the classroom nearby.  I have rarely seen so much blood streaming down one person's face in a pro wrestling match, much less in person in a real fight.  She looked like a tiger got hold of her face.  And she was screaming at the other girl to "bring it on again, BATCH"

Next time I'll talk about senior ditch day and the high-stakes cage fighting.  That'll probably be in 5 minutes or so.

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That was so close to being a hot story.  Why did you have to mention they weighed 225?  Damn you!



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Because it's the truth.  I had to see it, you should have to envision it.  Choose your reading material wisely.

Ahh, senior ditch day.  Like handsprings through tulips in a candy cane forest or breathing the cool breeze of the ocean's freedom against your cheek.  Or you could not be totally gay about it and lay some money down on some cage fighting.

My buddies and I are walking down the ramp toward the area where the two buffaloes were fighting that time, getting ready to grab another friend then leave campus.  Now, to the left was the buffalo-fight area.  To the right was the outfield grass of the school's baseball field.

When what to our wondering eyes should appear, but two chain link U-shaped batting cages pushed together, and eighteen ghetto gangbangers encircling it, whooping and hollering.  We approach slowly, so as not to frighten anyone.  And sure enough, there's two guys inside, beating the living daylights out of each other.

Someone had taken two batting cages, and pushed them together.  A crowd had gathered.  Two guys get in, fight, one guy drops, they pull the cages apart, he leaves, another enters, and so on.  And, I swear to God, there's a guy on the side, giggling and counting an impressive handful of cash. 

I have to say, the most impressive are the small guys.  One guy jumped up, hung from the cage and double-foot kicked his opponent in the mouth, garnering him the win.

We watched, for several minutes, and were invited to place a wager or compete if we liked.  We declined, and I confess, my rejection of the offer was wholly based on race.  Not a chance in hell you're throwing me in there.

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Great stuff. Great, great stuff.

I went to broke down, old Catholic middle school that was horridly underfunded. It was built in the late 19th century. It has since been turned into a parking lot. Anways, it didn't have safety glass windows. One day, a kid got pushed into a window and it broke. He got cut up (not too bad) but nearly fell out the window. Place was ghetto in the "that building was, like, so ghetto" sort of way.

Not the best story but I'll see if anything else comes to mind.

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My Soph year I watched security swoop in both doors of my English class & descend upon this new students backpack. Once they had it they unzipped it & found a mound of pot & a hand gun.

A few football stories

My freshman year we travel to Schurr High in Montebello & our Bus gets pounded by bottles & cans coming & going. Not really ground breaking but it was a little schocking @ first.

My senoir season we travel to Dominguez High & as our 2 buses exit the freeway we pull in between 4 Sheriff cars which escort us to the school & on to the field. Once on the field we do all of our regular warm ups & drills & then continue to the girls lockeroom like usual for a brief meeting but we quickly exit after finding bloody tampons stuck to the walls & trash & clothes all over the floors.

 

   

   



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Having heard this act live, I must request you Explain....


"You gonna apologize for calling me Rubber..."

and


"What do you know about the so called marijuana situation ...."

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Ghetto Prom (I'm guessing many of you have seen this):

http://www.byroncrawford.com/2005/05/ghetto_prom_pic.html

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Imagine Bobby Heenan Whistleing lamely, but passionately...."WOW...WHAT A DOLL!!!"

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amerorig wrote: Having heard this act live, I must request you Explain....


"You gonna apologize for calling me Rubber..."

and


"What do you know about the so called marijuana situation ...."

 

Oh they're coming.  The latter was asked by the immortal "Cakemix." 

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srossi wrote: I went to a ghetto junior high.  Weird place.  It was a magnet school, which was in vogue at the time (maybe still is).  Kids were bused in from all over, most them very white and very artsy.  Then there were the kids like me from the neighborhood, most of whom were very white too, and a lot of Greeks.  Then there were the kids from the projects about 15 blocks from the school.  They were at a distinct numbers disadvantage but that didn't stop them from terrorizing the rest of us for 3 years.  Gym class usually resembled a prison rape and the lunch room consisted of them having the run of the place while the majority huddled in a corner and tried not to make eye contact in the hopes that they would just stab each other and leave us alone. 

It wasn't just the getting our asses whipped either (that only happened to me once), it was the rampant pickpotting and thievery.  You couldn't bring ANYTHING to school.   School projects needed to be guarded with your life because kids would just steal and destroy them.  Nice clothes would be ripped up, expensive sneakers stolen.  Engraved pens and even Trapper Keepers never lasted more than a day.  I had a nice scientific calculator stolen out of my bag as I walked up the stairs.  Starter caps and jackets were hot and were immediately swiped.  And this was long before iPods, cell phones, laptops, etc. at school.  In can't imagine what they'd do now.

Only really "good" story though is the time an 11 year old white boy was basically gang raped by 3 HUGE 13-year old black chicks.  They probably weighed 200 pounds each and they trapped him in the stairway and ripped his clothes completely off, then gave him a blowjob, fingered his asshole, and forced his face into their crotches and tits.  They literally found pieces of pants and underwear all over the school, like Bruce Banner had transformed into the Incredible Hulk.  He made it to the locker room of the gym where the janitor found him completely naked in the fetal position on a bench after school let out.  We never found out who the kid was (we did find out who the girls were) but it made the local news. 

 

What junior high did you go to?



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srossi wrote:
Only really "good" story though is the time an 11 year old white boy was basically gang raped by 3 HUGE 13-year old black chicks.  They probably weighed 200 pounds each and they trapped him in the stairway and ripped his clothes completely off, then gave him a blowjob, fingered his asshole, and forced his face into their crotches and tits.  They literally found pieces of pants and underwear all over the school, like Bruce Banner had transformed into the Incredible Hulk.  He made it to the locker room of the gym where the janitor found him completely naked in the fetal position on a bench after school let out.  We never found out who the kid was (we did find out who the girls were) but it made the local news. 


Change the word HUGE to SLIM and 200 to 120 in that story and I wouldn't mind if that had happened to me back then!;)

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