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 Posted: Fri Oct 26th, 2007 06:29 pm
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Joined: Mon Oct 15th, 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 3367
One of my first dates...

After a long night of shots, etc..

I dragged my date back to my car and strapped her in the seatbelt of the front seat. While walking around to get in the driver's side, I hear her start to gag like she is gonna hurl. I run back around to open the door for her and she leans over and hurls all over my shoes. I jump back to inspect the damage and after a minute look back up and she is hanging out the car door still buckled in the seatbelt, passed out. In my drunken mind, I visualize unstrapping her and laying her down in the back seat where she will be more comfortable. I reach over to unlatch the seatbelt and forget to hold on to her. She does a faceplant into 2 things, the curb, and the rest of the puke. I threw the shoes away, but kept the girl.

9 years later, she still gets pissed when I tell that story to anyone that will listen.

You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?