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 Posted: Sat Mar 15th, 2008 07:45 pm
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Benlen



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Tony leans over and asks Terry, do you remember the first time
we had sex together over 10 years ago? We went behind this very tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.''Yes', she
says, 'I remember it well.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Tony, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but good idea!'

a cop sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The couple.Finally, they get to the back of the tavern
and make their way to the fence.. Tery lifts her skirt and Tony drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, Tony moves
in. Then suddenly t hey erupt into the most furious sex that the The cop
has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud
noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on
the ground.

The cop is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, Tony and Terry struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The cop is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing .. I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, Terry and Tony
passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You
must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, Tony is barely able to reply, '10 years ago that wasn't
an electric fence.'



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