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|Posted: Mon Mar 24th, 2008 06:34 pm||
|So this guy named Bo goes over to his friend's house. He rings the bell and the wife answers the door. "Hi Nora, is Tony home?" Bo asked. "No," she replied. He'll be back soon. "Well, you mind if I wait?" he asked. "Not at all," she said. "Come on in."
They sit down and Bo says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell. It's a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. Bo promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Bo says, "Those really are so beautiful. I've got to see the both of them at the same time. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and says figures what the hell. It's another hundred bucks. She opens her robe and gives Bo a nice long look. He thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know your weird friend Bo came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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