You're both the sorest winner and loser I've ever seen.
Calm down, dude, I'm just joking. I pretty much have been with every trash talk I do. It's nothing personal.
Hell I know dude. Likewise.
Good. Now that we've got that settled, take off your skirt and bring on another one. I must avenge my loss...
Tomorrow, my fine feathered fruity friend. In the meantime, there's plenty of time to treat yourself to another pedicure and bikini wax.