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 Posted: Sun Mar 19th, 2017 07:42 am
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A pregnant woman carrying twins was in a car accident that put her into a coma. Unfortunately, the trauma forced the doctors to perform an emergency procedure to save the woman's unborn children. When the woman awoke, the doctor greeted her. 

Woman: My baby! Where am I?! 
Doctor: Ma'am, please calm down, you are safe and your babies are here. You're brother is here and he has given the children names. 

Woman: My brother! He's an idiot. What did he name them? 
Doctor: He named the girl Denise. 
Woman: Oh that's kind of pretty, what did he name the boy? 
Doctor: Denephew.

Last edited on Sun Mar 19th, 2017 07:43 am by lobo316