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 Posted: Sat Apr 1st, 2017 10:55 am
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Heenan Fan

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Courtesy of KM, this joke is all over the place right now! Possibly because of Mania weekend.

In the mid-1990's, Mr. McMahon calls Pat Patterson into his office and says, "Pat, we're making some cutbacks, so either Steve (Lombardi) or Jack (Lanza) will have to be laid off."

"Well," says Pat, "Steve is probably my best agent, but Jack has a wife and kids. I don't know who to fire."

The next morning, Pat waits for both to arrive. Steve is the first to come in. Pat says, "Steve, I've got a problem. I've got to lay you or Jack off-and I don't know what to do."

Steve replies, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

"Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019

"I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000