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 Posted: Wed May 15th, 2019 02:20 am
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Heenan Fan

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KGB wrote: Heenan Fan wrote: B.B. King's wife was wondering what to get her husband for his birthday. "What do you get for a man who has everything", she's thinking. So Mrs. King decides to pay tribute to her legendary husband by getting a tattoo of his name to imortalize him. She has a B tatooed on each of her hiney cheecks.

When B.B. arrives home, she proudly says, "Look what I got you for your birthday, honey." She turns around, pulls down her pants, and bends over. 

B.B. says, "That's nice dear, BUT WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?!!"

I heard Super Dave tell that joke on Norm McDonald's show.
Yep, me too.

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