|View single post by srossi|
|Posted: Fri May 17th, 2019 01:31 pm||
|I occasionally post about my retarded "cousins" (no blood relation, my mother's Godson and her family) who grew up in NY but act like they're inbred sheep-fuckers from Alabama.
I had to post what one of them wrote on Facebook this morning:
"Not being mean in any way but see God always has a plan because Ashley Massaro took the place of Ric Flair I'm telling you"
The shocking part about this post is that I didn't clean it up at all. Every word is spelled correctly despite the lack of punctuation, even Massaro's name. You have no idea how miraculous that is. God works in mysterious ways.
The one thing about my cousin is that after 2 decades of acting like he was 12, still jumping off roofs through tables "backyard wrestling" into his 30s, drinking like a fish, randomly fucking welfare chicks, settling into a circle of 5 of them that he still bounces between, marrying a few of them only to get divorced each time for immediately cheating with the others (he literally got divorced from Girl #1 for fucking Girl #2 and got divorced from Girl #2 for fucking Girl #1, and so on), having a son that he hasn't seen in 20 years, getting fired from numerous jobs as a stockboy at stores throughout this great nation, and posting Facebook pictures of his Superman underwear (no joke), he has now entered a new phase of retardation: he has found God and goes to church about 3 days a week (when you're unemployed it's easy to find the time I guess). And this post is apparently the result of that. Jesus sure knows how to pick 'em.
Anyway, sorry to hijack Ashley Massaro's death post. We have heard several touching tributes to her so far and I apologize for interrupting that. R.I.P.
Last edited on Fri May 17th, 2019 01:55 pm by srossi
This thread was great before AA ruined it.