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 Posted: Tue Dec 18th, 2007 10:45 pm
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beejmi
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Jim and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Jim says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Jim and asks, "What can he get for thirty?""A hand job", Jim replies.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Jim, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"