|View single post by lobo316|
|Posted: Sat Dec 29th, 2007 08:15 pm||
|This is the worse joke I've ever posted.
A priest in a small rural town was very fond of his 10 chickens
and 1 handsome cock he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the rooster was missing. At the same time the Priest heard rumours of cockfights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Mass.
During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will
confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will
confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up.
"Oh, no," he said. "That's not what I mean either. Who among you
will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half
the women stood up.
"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question:
"Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the choir boys stood up.