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The Ultimate Sin
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Posted: Thu Nov 5th, 2009 03:26 am |
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khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame. 
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump. 
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle! 
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
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Posted: Thu Nov 5th, 2009 03:18 pm |
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The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
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tofu_chipmunk
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Posted: Thu Nov 5th, 2009 03:42 pm |
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khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
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The Ultimate Sin
The Poster Of The Year
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Posted: Fri Nov 6th, 2009 03:12 am |
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tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
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The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
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Posted: Fri Nov 6th, 2009 05:15 am |
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the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
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The Ultimate Sin
The Poster Of The Year
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Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2009 03:27 am |
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Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
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The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
It's a self-contained, self-referential universe of depth.
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Posted: Mon Nov 9th, 2009 07:08 am |
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Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
It's a self-contained, self-referential universe of depth.
Ever seen the movie Heaven Help Us?
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The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
It's a self-contained, self-referential universe of depth.
Ever seen the movie Heaven Help Us?
How about Heaven Can Wait?
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the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
It's a self-contained, self-referential universe of depth.
Ever seen the movie Heaven Help Us?
How about Heaven Can Wait?
Or Pennies from Heaven?
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Heretic wrote: the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
It's a self-contained, self-referential universe of depth.
Ever seen the movie Heaven Help Us?
How about Heaven Can Wait?
Or Pennies from Heaven?
We have got to be nearing the point of one post per page on this thread...
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Kid_Naitch wrote: Heretic wrote: the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
It's a self-contained, self-referential universe of depth.
Ever seen the movie Heaven Help Us?
How about Heaven Can Wait?
Or Pennies from Heaven?
We have got to be nearing the point of one post per page on this thread...
Perhaps.
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khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: Heretic wrote: the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote:
the squared circle wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: tofu_chipmunk wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: srossi wrote: khawk wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: Heretic wrote:
bpickering wrote:
the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: amerorig wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: amerorig wrote:
The Ultimate Sin wrote:
Heretic wrote: gwlee7 wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
Heretic wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote:
brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: dogfacedgremlin34 wrote: khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: bpickering wrote:
khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: brodiescomics wrote: amerorig wrote: Heretic wrote:
clawmaster wrote:
Heretic wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote:
gwlee7 wrote: The Ultimate Sin wrote: khawk wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: brodiescomics wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: Benlen wrote: bpickering wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: Heretic wrote: clawmaster wrote:
khawk wrote: Heretic wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote:
khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: bpickering wrote: thunderbolt wrote: bpickering wrote: khawk wrote: clawmaster wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: khawk wrote: bpickering wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: khawk wrote: the squared circle wrote: carpetbeggar wrote: clawmaster wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: gwlee7 wrote: brodiescomics wrote: gwlee7 wrote: clawmaster wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: brodiescomics wrote: Kid_Naitch wrote: HBF wrote:Now we're on to virtual diseases?
Behold, the cyber-vector.
Did you mean, vortex?
Maybe.
My cold seems to be gone this morning.
as do the spins
Spins?
had an inner ear infection that is finally going away. mentioned it earlier in the thread
Now my head's starting to swim.
My bad. I remember now.
Benlen's mention of swine flu must have scared my cold away. Thanks Ben.
Now back to this vortex thingy that Brodie brought up...Please tell more, as it sounds very intriguing.
I have never been part of one - how does it work?
I dunno. I do know that eventually it will fill up and spit part of the thread out into it's own thread. happened on OLC once.
I wonder how long that takes.
Longer than this.
that long?
yes.
"Thanks for the info. I don't think I want to be part of it." - I was being sarcastic! LOL
Define "sarcasm".
No. You do it.
Don't know how to define it, eh? I understand.
Well it is hard to define it. Definitions are hard.
Yes...Yes they are. Took me a few hours, but I think I found it...
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark: a review full of sarcasms.
Nice work!
This thread should come with 3-D glasses.
Each person expresses his thinking outside the box.
True.
But I'd much rather be inside her box than outside her box.
This is beginning to have a sort of asymmetrical cubist vulvic thing to it. That sounds scientific.
Very scientific
Cool. I am looking down at a pyramid.
Its not a pyramid...its a vortex...get it right
Oh. Has some of this disappeared? Looks like some posts might be missing. Not sure though.
Doe not look like it.
Best. Vortex. Ever.
It is right up there with the great ones, for sure.
It is the great one period. No s. Don't believe me. Twist that son on a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass.
Looks kind of like a ziggurat now.
yeah, a little.
Mebbe we can break the internet if it gets big enough.
Cool. This is the best vortex eveah!!1!1!!
Nothing is getting lost in the middle.
I think the time is coming when it will though.
Only time will tell.
Remember how pissed some people at OSW would get when a vortex was happening?
What's an OSW?
Old Skanky Whore.
Old Skanky Whores don't like vortices?
Ok..This is making me ill to scroll through....
I wonder how long until it is 1 post per page?
Only time will tell.
I'm gonna guess "pretty soon".
anytime now
I can't wait to see if we break the internet. Or if the beginning of the thread vomits out randmly somewhere on the board.
That will be a sight to see
vortex vortex bo bortex banana fanna fo fortex me my mo mortex vortex
The vortex does not approve of meaningless posts.
Note the wit and witticism of all of the rest of the posts in it? Shame, Shame, Shame.
Got here late. Can I play?
For the record, this is the 58th response to HBF's otherwise innocuous post, "Now we're on to virtual diseases?"
Mr. Bob Backlund > Howdy Doody Bob Backlund.
Very True.
We lost a post! The Squared Circle's post a few back is gone. Where did it go?
Claw screwed him over.
My 'name game' post was not meaningless, Kev. It was an ebullient cry of enthusiasm for all things vortex. My soul could not contain it.
That right!
I am the vortex! Coo coo ca choo!
Vortex forever
Actually, this leads to some interesting stuff.
I dont really think this will lead to any of that.
Bummer.
yeah I know..
Well, maybe this vortex might break through to some other universal brane.
I don't believe we are going to loose a post with this software. Notice the side to side scrolling we are having to do now. That doesn't happen on "lost" post vortexes.
you could be right.
Does this mean no blowing up the internet?
Maybe just not this particular internet. There will be other chances
The vortex is slowing down... maybe it's starting to dissipate....
The server crashed at work today and I thought, "They did it! Those bastards broke the internet."
Damn!
Haven't broke shit yet
The side-slider will have to get shaved down to a little tiny needle before anything starts to break, I think.
Doesnt look like it going to happen
Just keep trying...
Ok It may take a million posts, but eventually we'd break the thing.
Hey, how ya guys doin' today?
Doing good how about u?
Sad day for me. My parents are wops, and two kicked the bucket today - the captain, and Al Martino.
On another note, looks like Claw tried to screw me again in the vortex!
Italian snow tires!
Dago through Snow
Dago through rain
But wenna dago flat
Dago WOP-WOP-WOP
Also, is this the longest vortex on the web? Someone needs to research that.
LOL at the wop snow tires - that was awesome - just sent that poem to a few fellow wops in the office.
Is it a bad thing if I laugh at that even though I am not Italian?
nope
As long as you have "lots of Italian friends" it is ok.
Both sides of my family are Italian. Gotta be able to laugh at your own heritage.
That bit is a call back from Larry Wilde's "Official Polish/Italian Joke Book", of which I still have a copy (and all the other joke books he did in the 70's). In the book there is even a picture of the tire. Tremendous stuff that, if released today, would immediately be banned and would see Mr. Wilde up on many forms of Hate Crime charges. Oh well.
bump.
double bump
We haven't even lost a post yet. This is the greatest vortex ever!!!!
I concur.
So do I
Is this over? If so, RIP/BONG
Has a little life left.
just a little bit... just a little bit...
Still living!!!
I say it jumped the shark.. Which post was the official shark jump?
I think it was the "bump" after my "wop-wop-wop" joke.
I say it was Heretic's double post which technically broke the vortex.
We still haven't lost a post.
We won't for a while, according to some comments on it about a million posts back.
Yep, the side to side scroll bar has a lot of life in it yet. That's what makes this vortex special. I don't think it can be made to spit out a post into the webosphere.
This may have implications for unified field theory.
Bizz-ump.
Nice one. This vortex can't be killed!!11
John Sterling would like to contribute this to the vortex: "Yankees Win!!! Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Yankees Win!!!"
Not yet chief.
Jeez, grog, you almost fucked it up. You gotta quote the LAST post in the thread, not a random one in the middle!
Anyways I went back one to keep it going at it's proepr size.
**Sigh** from the Sunshine State...
Good save, KHawk.
No problem.
There's a lot of scrolling to try to read all of this thread.
True, but you can read the whole thread in every post.
Excellent point, U.S.
Every post is its own self-contained, self-referential universe of meaning.
Holy Wha, that's deep.
It's a self-contained, self-referential universe of depth.
Ever seen the movie Heaven Help Us?
How about Heaven Can Wait?
Or Pennies from Heaven?
We have got to be nearing the point of one post per page on this thread...
Perhaps.
We're at about three vortices per page, so it'll take more than one line blurbs to reach the vaunted post per page status. I'm sure we can do it.
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