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| Posted: Sun Nov 1st, 2020 07:59 am |
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Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 https://youtu.be/QO-97JPD3MM |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 2nd, 2020 11:12 am |
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Heenan Fan In The Penalty Box
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What did Cinderella do wben she got to the ball? Gaggged.
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 https://youtu.be/QO-97JPD3MM |
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| Posted: Mon Nov 2nd, 2020 11:35 am |
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Heenan Fan In The Penalty Box
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Three black roosters are sitting on a fence. A little boy ask his mother how many feet 3 roosters have. "Six," she replies. "Well, how many eyes do the three roosters have?" "Six." "Okay, but how many beaks do the three roosters have?" "Three, honey." "Uh huh...so, see that white cat sitting over there by the roosters? How many hairs are on that white cat's head?" "I don't really know the answer to that one sweetie." "Mom! How come you know so much about black cocks and nothing about white pussy?"
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 https://youtu.be/QO-97JPD3MM |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2020 08:20 pm |
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Heenan Fan In The Penalty Box
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How did poor Pinocchio finally found out he was made of wood? He was masturbating and his hand and cock caught on fire.
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 https://youtu.be/QO-97JPD3MM |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 7th, 2020 08:29 pm |
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Heenan Fan In The Penalty Box
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A little 5 year old boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues down the hallway, muttering to himself, "Boy, and that bitch gets mad at me for sucking my thumb!"
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 https://youtu.be/QO-97JPD3MM |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 12th, 2020 02:15 pm |
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lobo316 Mr Basketball 
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| Posted: Mon Nov 16th, 2020 12:24 pm |
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Heenan Fan In The Penalty Box
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My grandfather was an aviation pioneer. He was the first luggage clerk. He was the guy in Paris who lost Charles Linbergh's luggage. He tried to tell Lindbergh it was on a different flight.
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 https://youtu.be/QO-97JPD3MM |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23rd, 2021 02:47 pm |
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beejmi THE BIG KAHUNA 
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Look out everybody! They're coming. Attachment: Lizzard Warning.jpg (Downloaded 29 times)
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| Posted: Tue Apr 13th, 2021 05:21 am |
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beejmi THE BIG KAHUNA
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Anyone going? Attachment: 4-13.jpg (Downloaded 16 times)
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| Posted: Mon Apr 19th, 2021 01:14 pm |
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beejmi THE BIG KAHUNA
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Who woulda thunk it Attachment: Vasectomy.jpg (Downloaded 6 times)
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