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 Posted: Tue Oct 16th, 2007 01:10 am
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Kinda like #9

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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 Posted: Tue Oct 16th, 2007 01:38 am
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You really don't sweat much for a fat girl.




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 Posted: Thu Oct 18th, 2007 01:51 am
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Hey, ain't we cousins?

 

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 Posted: Fri Oct 19th, 2007 02:44 pm
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How's mom?

How's Aunt Sally?

 



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Yore mighty purtty for a cow. 

Last edited on Fri Oct 19th, 2007 02:59 pm by lobo316

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Thanks for the blowjob. Sorry you swallowed your cigarette.



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Actually, a lot of those are pretty good.



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Wanna go halves on a bastard?



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Nice tooth!



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 Posted: Mon Jun 29th, 2020 01:33 am
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I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue.

Like my belt buckle?" (Why?) "It would look better on your forehead!

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

Let's go fishing, I'll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we'll hook up!

If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what's behind it.



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Heenan Fan wrote: I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue.

Like my belt buckle?" (Why?) "It would look better on your forehead!

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

Let's go fishing, I'll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we'll hook up!

If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what's behind it.


I thought your favorite hillbilly pick up line was " hey beej, how big is your dick?
Or was it " mom when did you tattoo my name on your ass"?



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Heenan Fan
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Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD all I need is U.

Are you a garbage can because I'm trash and I want to be inside of you.



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I like #13



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Benlen wrote: I like you. You're 13Fixed to make it a better fit to the thread.

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khawk wrote: Benlen wrote: I like you. You're 13Fixed to make it a better fit to the thread.

I’ll pretend you said 18. lol



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