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 Posted: Tue May 20th, 2008 10:13 pm
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beejmi
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs ....

In a pool of water... Bob
Hanging on the wall... Art (I really like that one)
In a hole... Phil
On your front door step... Matt

Lying in a pile of leaves? ... Russell

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 Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 02:00 am
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In my telemarketing days, I worked with a guy who had no arms. You shoulda seen him eat. Damndest thing I've ever seen.



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 Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 02:23 am
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Dammit Beej this is too easy, but you asked for it.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who...

gets stuck in a forest fire....Bernie
lives in a quarry............Rocky
holds down a railroad tie ......Spike
is an electrician ....Sparky
is on a podium.....Mike
is under a car.....Jack
is in your mailbox....Bill
is on the beach...Sandy
flies out of the ballpark....Homer
can be found in the kitchen pantry.....Herb
helps president Bush tell Congress no....Vito
sits in the bathroom....John
is the wealthiest man in the world......Rich
is on the grill....Frank
was put thru a meat grinder.....Chuck


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 Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 03:25 am
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs ....
In Sheepshead Bay we used to call him:
Home Plate



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 Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 03:13 pm
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My favorite is the GIRL with no arms and no legs ~ Eileen (I lean)

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 Posted: Wed May 21st, 2008 05:01 pm
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beejmi wrote: My favorite is the GIRL with no arms and no legs ~ Eileen (I lean)

If the girl is Chinese..........Irene.

 

Here's something I found a week ago. I was going to post the link
with its own thread, but might as well do it here.
Supermom has legs, but she's still damn impressive.
I don't know how she wipes her ass, tho.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/armless

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