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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 02:03 am |
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clawmaster Hall Of Famer
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This tournament was impossible to seed. The rankings were determined by the order they were originally mentioned. I've eliminated all the pro wrestlers and replaced them with other assholes. I'll do the brackets tonight. 1 will face 64. 2 will face 63 and so on and so forth. NCAA Basketball tournament style. While I won't move seeds up and down, I will allow people to suggest someone that should be in the tournament. As always tell us which person should be eliminated. 1 Barry Bonds Roger Clemens Marion Jones Jason Kidd Kobe Bryant Bill Belichick John Rocker Bobby Knight Latrell Sprewell 10 Manny Ramirez Michael Jordan Bobby Petrino Brett Favre Brian Burke 15 OJ Simpson Jeremy Shockey Stephon Marbury Bobby Holik Roger Goodell 20 Lance Armstrong Dwight Howard Gary Bettman Donald Fehr Roger Goodell 25 Bobby Petrino Ray Lewis Floyd Mayweather Jr Gary Bettman Michael Vick 30 Terrell Owens Lawrence Taylor Dave Meggett Kermit Washington 35 Joe Paterno Jerry Sandusky Mike Tyson Jerry Jones Rae Carruth 40 "Dollar" Bill Wirtz Don King killed two people before he became a Boxing Promoter Ken Patera Scottie Pippen Rex Ryan 45 Ozzie Guillen Alex Rodriguez Alan Eagleson Woody Hayes Tonya Harding 50 Bill Romanovski Bill Laimbeer Allen Iverson Ty Cobb Harold Ballard 55 Isiah Thomas Milton Bradley Albert Belle Marty McSorley Sean Avery 60 Jeffery Loria Marge Schott Rickey Henderson Chris Berman 64 Milo Hamilton
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 03:40 am |
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I'll name the brackets later. Bettman and Petrino were listed twice and I got rid of Patera. They were replaced by Ron Artest, Dennis Rodman and Tim Tebow. 1 Barry Bonds vs 16 Milo Hamilton 2 Bobby Knight vs 15 Albert Belle 3 Latrell Sprewell vs 14 Milton Bradley 4 Jeremy Shockey vs 13 Tonya Harding 5 Stephon Marbury vs 12 Woody Hayes 6 Roger Goodell vs 11 Don King 7 Tim Tebow vs 10 "Dollar" Bill Wirtz 8 Terrell Owens vs 9 Jerry Sandusky 1 Roger Clemens vs 16 Chris Berman 2 John Rocker vs 15 Marty McSorley 3 Manny Ramirez vs 14 Isiah Thomas 4 OJ Simpson vs 13 Bill Romanovski 5 Bobby Holik vs 12 Alan Eagleson 6 Donald Fehr vs 11 Jerry Jones 7 Michael Vick vs 10 Mike Tyson 8 Lawrence Taylor vs 9 Joe Paterno 1 Marion Jones vs 16 Jerramy Stevens 2 Bill Belichick vs 15 Sean Avery 3 Michael Jordan vs 14 Harold Ballard 4 Brian Burke vs 13 Bill Laimbeer 5 Roger Goodell vs 12 Alex Rodriguez 6 Gary Bettman vs 11 Scottie Pippen 7 Floyd Mayweather Jr vs 10 Rickey Henderson 8 Dave Meggett vs 9 Kermit Washington 1 Jason Kidd vs 16 Marge Schott 2 Kobe Bryant vs 15 Jeffery Loria 3 Bobby Petrino vs 14 Ty Cobb 4 Brett Favre vs 13 Allen Iverson 5 Lance Armstrong vs 12 Ozzie Guillen 6 Dwight Howard vs 11 Rex Ryan 7 Ray Lewis vs 10 Rae Carruth 8 Ron Artest vs 9 Dennis Rodman
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 04:02 am |
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I thought you were removing OJ from the tourney. Even with OJ, Sandusky should win easily.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 04:09 am |
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lobo316 wrote: I thought you were removing OJ from the tourney. I dunno about that... I am voting TO in the first round over him, since I have hated him longer.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 05:53 am |
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clawmaster Hall Of Famer
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lobo316 wrote: I thought you were removing OJ from the tourney. Rae Carruth is a murderer too. I changed my mind.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 05:56 am |
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clawmaster Hall Of Famer
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clawmaster wrote: While I won't move seeds up and down, I will allow people to suggest someone that should be in the tournament. As always tell us which person should be eliminated. I've decided to let one seed be moved each bracket.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 06:03 am |
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clawmaster Hall Of Famer
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clawmaster wrote: clawmaster wrote:While I won't move seeds up and down, I will allow people to suggest someone that should be in the tournament. As always tell us which person should be eliminated. I'd suggest moving 1 Marion Jones and 1 Jason Kidd down in their brackets to whatever number and moving everybody else up one. You could also swap Jones or Kidd for other seeded nominees in their respective brackets.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 11:08 am |
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clawmaster wrote: I'll name the brackets later. Bettman and Petrino were listed twice and I got rid of Patera. They were replaced by Ron Artest, Dennis Rodman and Tim Tebow. Jerry Jones was also listed twice. Jerramy Stevens is in the tournament.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 11:10 am |
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clawmaster Hall Of Famer
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lobo316 wrote: Sandusky should win easily. Do others agree with Lobo? Should Sandusky be seeded number one in his bracket?
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 01:43 pm |
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Couldn't help but notice the absence of Curt Shilling here. That man exemplifies Douchebag!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 02:05 pm |
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clawmaster wrote:lobo316 wrote:Sandusky should win easily. Personally, I might have Sandusky face the winner of this tourney. It's not fair to have legitimate douches, whom have spent a long time honing their craft, be shot down just because they face off with him. Also, Donnie Fuhr should be a higher seed. This man has made sure to stop play in two sports now so his clients might live a slightly more douche lifestyle than they are accustomed.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 05:27 pm |
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Hymie Itsu wrote:
It sorta reminds me of the argument over who got nominated for "Weasel of the Week" last year. there are two levels of douches in Sports, the criminal element (Carruth, Sandusky, OJ), and the ones that were general dicks all around to everyone (Clemens, Bonds, that ilk). Tough to resolve when voting outside of everyone's personal take on it. Bonds is a much bigger douche in sports than Sandusky, for example, but if Sandusky's criminal activity is factored in he more than likely gets my vote. If I don't factor it in, I vote for Bonds. (Not sure which way I'd go with my vote, in this or any other case, just making an example here.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 05:58 pm |
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khawk wrote: Hymie Itsu wrote: I agree with this. This 'should' be primarily a douche tourney sans the criminal aspect. I mean, with Sandusky, whom is only a criminal, this is a spot that could have went to 'Tricky' Nicky Saban. I mean, whom among us knew who the hell Sandusky was before this unless they followed Penn State on a Tammy Sytch-esque stalking scale?
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 09:54 pm |
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clawmaster Hall Of Famer
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It would be easy to eliminate OJ, Sandusky & Carruth and replace them. Do any others need to be eliminated for heinous acts?
____________________ "We are the priests Of the temples of syrinx Our great computers Fill the hollowed halls We are the priests Of the temples of syrinx All the gifts of life Are held within our walls" 2112 By Rush!! |
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Posted: Mon Jan 14th, 2013 10:53 pm |
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clawmaster wrote: It would be easy to eliminate OJ, Sandusky & Carruth and replace them. Do any others need to be eliminated for heinous acts? Don King?
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