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 Posted: Fri Jun 27th, 2008 01:18 pm
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beejmi
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And YOU can also.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

My chat transcript with God is below.



Me: Good Morning.

God: Hello and how are you this morning?
Me: Just fine. And yourself?
God: What's your favorite movie?  
Me: My favorite movie is "My Cousin Vinny" but I thought you knew that already
God: Perhaps.  I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?

Me: Funny as hell. Well not that hell is funny or anything.
God:I am so glad you find this amusing.   Interesting. 
Me:Well actually we haven't talked in awhile
God:Well that's okay.  Actually you don't say.  Do you mean you and me have?
Me: Yeah I mean I have tried to talk to you but you don't always listen
God:Woe! 
Me: Well I talk and say thanks for stuff and then I'm supposed to ask you for stuff and you're supposed to make it happen.
God: Well that's okay.  Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me: Quick question ~ Who wins the 2009 Super Bowl ?
God: I did not get that.
Me:Who wins the Super Bowl next year? Anybody but Dallas. Anybody. I KNOW you KNOW.
God: What do you really want to ask me?    I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me: There you go again not listening
God:"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:Alright Lord I have had enough. Take care of yourself.
God:Alright, .  What happened to it?    Where do you want me to take it?
Me:You weren't paying attention. You have too many people talking to you at the same time I am sure it is hard to keep it all straight.
God: I wasn't?  
Me: Later

God: Bye!

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 Posted: Fri Jun 27th, 2008 08:49 pm
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The next time you speak to God, ask Him to kick
Michael Jackson in the nuts.

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 Posted: Fri Jun 27th, 2008 09:03 pm
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Would you thank him for the Jessica's - Biel, Alba and Simpson.

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 Posted: Fri Jun 27th, 2008 09:13 pm
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beejmi wrote: My chat transcript with God is below.

Sounds like the Big G to me. Or maybe Big J ? Are they the same person ?

Last edited on Fri Jun 27th, 2008 09:14 pm by texasdeathmatch

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 Posted: Sat Jun 28th, 2008 10:59 pm
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God needs a vacation:

Me:
 Hola.
God:
Howdy!
Me:
 I was thinking about something your kid told me the other day...
God:
Sure,  something my kid told you the other day sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Well,  with that Trinity thing, weren't YOU actually telling me?
God:
Interesting.  You and your  that Trinity thing were not me actually telling you.
Me:
 Are you just repeating the jist of what I tell you?
God:
No I am not just repeating  the jist of what you tell me.
Me:
 O....K.
God:
Right on.
Me:
 So...accepted any ritualistic sacrifices lately?
God:
Woe!   How about earlier?  I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Hablas espanol?  After all you created the heavens and the Earth and all that.
God:
Un poquito.   All?
Me:
 OK-I'm impressed....
God:
Thanks, , I try my best to impress.  That's alright.
Me:
 Yeah,...well explain Dan Chernau, then.
God:
That's alright.   Interesting.  I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
 Knowledge is not the term that I would be using in this case.
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
 You've heard EVERYTHING before.
God:
Of course I've heard of  it.
Me:
 I'll get back to you after you eat...sugar deficiency is obvious.
God:
How do you plan to do this?   And  obvious is  sugar deficiency.
Me:
 Yeah-fine-Amen.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  sugar deficiency.

Last edited on Sat Jun 28th, 2008 11:00 pm by HarryG



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