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 Posted: Sun Feb 16th, 2014 08:39 pm
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Who had the worst gas in the early days of the WWWF? I heard it was Johnny Valentine, but that might have to do something with his feces in a bag. 



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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 12:47 am
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What the frig is wrong with you??

First off Smacky hasn't made a post since 2/5/12, what makes you think he is lurking today!!!

and most important, doesnt Crimson Mask know the most about johnny Valentine anyways?

WTF!!!!!!

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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 12:52 am
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You stand corrected my good chum of Smacks.  He posted in the POY thread trying to give some perspective to the debacle of 10/3 and Amorig's Ghost.  He nailed it. although I have a headache from reading the entire post.



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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 01:50 am
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I think he still posts on OSW?!?!;)

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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 01:51 am
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Smacky only has 1 lucid day every 2 years, kinda like Verne Gagne.  He won't be posting again until 2016.



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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 02:04 am
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HBF wrote: Who had the worst gas in the early days of the WWWF? I heard it was Johnny Valentine, but that might have to do something with his feces in a bag. Noooooo, Fan of giannt Backlund, its was nots me's Jonnys Valentino....he's was an evils mans ..  I told Tots dat we nose needs his kinds arounds bee causes he's was sos mean to da boys.   I told vinny jimmy mcmaman to sends valentinos down der to Jimmy Cracket.  We's nose needs dat in our lookerrooom.  And if Jimmy Cracket nose wants him I says tos Tots dat we's just needs to get Dairy Fuck Jr to stretcher him.
no sirry dat worst gas Da Fabloulus Poolah.  She;s could realls stink up a joint.

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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 02:38 am
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Smacky wrote: HBF wrote: Who had the worst gas in the early days of the WWWF? I heard it was Johnny Valentine, but that might have to do something with his feces in a bag. Noooooo, Fan of giannt Backlund, its was nots me's Jonnys Valentino....he's was an evils mans ..  I told Tots dat we nose needs his kinds arounds bee causes he's was sos mean to da boys.   I told vinny jimmy mcmaman to sends valentinos down der to Jimmy Cracket.  We's nose needs dat in our lookerrooom.  And if Jimmy Cracket nose wants him I says tos Tots dat we's just needs to get Dairy Fuck Jr to stretcher him.
no sirry dat worst gas Da Fabloulus Poolah.  She;s could realls stink up a joint.


FINALLY!  Someone who is not afraid to tell the truth!



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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 05:17 am
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Are you sure that the smell was gas from the Fabulous Poolah? Did it have the stench of ammoniated sardines? I suspect that she emits noxious odors from every orifice - not just gas.

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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 06:09 am
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Which WWWF jobber had nose hairs so long that Red Bastien created a hold for it?

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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 06:38 am
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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 09:55 am
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You's be's me's ole chum froms Germany...is you's Da Baron?

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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 09:59 am
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HBF wrote: Which WWWF jobber had nose hairs so long that Red Bastien created a hold for it?Wells Eyes gots to sez dat der reallless as nots jobbers back deen. Most of deem woodcutters cud takes one of deem fyling flippy boys like Ready Bastard and twisst deem like a pretzel-things.  Rolds Golds was what Eyes would say to Tots.  Rolds Golds.

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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 12:19 pm
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Smacky wrote:  woodcutters
They prefer "carpenters".  Kids today ain't got no fucking respect.



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 Posted: Mon Feb 17th, 2014 10:26 pm
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Smacky Any good storiesd on Eduardo Migel Perez?



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Is it true that Toots Mondt was a bit " light on His loafers" ?



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