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 Posted: Mon Nov 19th, 2007 07:07 pm
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YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
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>> It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
>> Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
>> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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>> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you
> would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
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>> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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>> 4. Multiply it by 50
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>> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
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>> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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>> The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How
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>> YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
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>> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
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 Worked for me (five times/week; 25 yrs old). Who the hell has time to figure that shit out?



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 It does work if I pick 1 time (the minimum allowed).  Unless it's a special occassion or I'm taking my girlfriend out, I absolutely never eat out though.



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 Posted: Mon Nov 19th, 2007 10:12 pm
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 Well, of course it works, it's basic maths.

Work out the equation, multiply it out, and you get:

(2x + 5) x 50, which is 100x  + 250, then you add 1757 (or 1756) and take off your age, which gives you:

100x + 2007 (or 2006) - y

where x is the number of times you eat out and y is the year of your birth.

Given x must be between 1 and 9, 100x will be between 100 and 900.

Given 2007 - y is how old you are, this answer will be, er, how old you are.

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 kargol wrote: Well, of course it works, it's basic maths.

Work out the equation, multiply it out, and you get:

(2x + 5) x 50, which is 100x  + 250, then you add 1757 (or 1756) and take off your age, which gives you:

100x + 2007 (or 2006) - y

where x is the number of times you eat out and y is the year of your birth.

Given x must be between 1 and 9, 100x will be between 100 and 900.

Given 2007 - y is how old you are, this answer will be, er, how old you are.

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You are a LIAR !!!!!!!!!!   It is magic DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P



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 Won't work for centenerians, btw.



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 It's MAGIC. *AWESOME*
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 CanadianHorseman wrote: kargol wrote: Well, of course it works, it's basic maths.

Work out the equation, multiply it out, and you get:

(2x + 5) x 50, which is 100x  + 250, then you add 1757 (or 1756) and take off your age, which gives you:

100x + 2007 (or 2006) - y

where x is the number of times you eat out and y is the year of your birth.

Given x must be between 1 and 9, 100x will be between 100 and 900.

Given 2007 - y is how old you are, this answer will be, er, how old you are.

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 Won't work for centenerians, btw.

That's OK, I eat meat.



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 You moron, the centenerians were the Roman guards from back in Biblical times.
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 And here all this time I thought centenerians were those worm like things with 100 legs.



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I just think it's amazing that Trump is really on Twitter all day, personally writing this shit. He's about 3 beers away from joining S&W and getting into a flame war with Ports.----srossi
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 srossi wrote: It does work if I pick 1 time (the minimum allowed).  Unless it's a special occassion or I'm taking my girlfriend out, I absolutely never eat out though.

Do you mean you won't go down on her ever, or just not after a restaurant meal?



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 I typically go down on her at the restaurant.



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