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Portalesman
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YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
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>> It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
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>> This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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>> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you
> would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
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>> 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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>> 3. Add 5
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>> 4. Multiply it by 50
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>> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
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>> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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>> You should have a three digit number.
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>> The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How
> many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
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>> YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
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>> THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
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Worked for me (five times/week; 25 yrs old). Who the hell has time to figure that shit out?

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It does work if I pick 1 time (the minimum allowed).  Unless it's a special occassion or I'm taking my girlfriend out, I absolutely never eat out though.

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Well, of course it works, it's basic maths.

Work out the equation, multiply it out, and you get:

(2x + 5) x 50, which is 100x  + 250, then you add 1757 (or 1756) and take off your age, which gives you:

100x + 2007 (or 2006) - y

where x is the number of times you eat out and y is the year of your birth.

Given x must be between 1 and 9, 100x will be between 100 and 900.

Given 2007 - y is how old you are, this answer will be, er, how old you are.

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kargol wrote: Well, of course it works, it's basic maths.

Work out the equation, multiply it out, and you get:

(2x + 5) x 50, which is 100x  + 250, then you add 1757 (or 1756) and take off your age, which gives you:

100x + 2007 (or 2006) - y

where x is the number of times you eat out and y is the year of your birth.

Given x must be between 1 and 9, 100x will be between 100 and 900.

Given 2007 - y is how old you are, this answer will be, er, how old you are.

:?


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Won't work for centenerians, btw.

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It's MAGIC. *AWESOME*

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CanadianHorseman wrote: kargol wrote: Well, of course it works, it's basic maths.

Work out the equation, multiply it out, and you get:

(2x + 5) x 50, which is 100x  + 250, then you add 1757 (or 1756) and take off your age, which gives you:

100x + 2007 (or 2006) - y

where x is the number of times you eat out and y is the year of your birth.

Given x must be between 1 and 9, 100x will be between 100 and 900.

Given 2007 - y is how old you are, this answer will be, er, how old you are.

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You are a LIAR !!!!!!!!!!   It is magic DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P

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Won't work for centenerians, btw.

That's OK, I eat meat.

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You moron, the centenerians were the Roman guards from back in Biblical times.

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And here all this time I thought centenerians were those worm like things with 100 legs.

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srossi wrote: It does work if I pick 1 time (the minimum allowed).  Unless it's a special occassion or I'm taking my girlfriend out, I absolutely never eat out though.

Do you mean you won't go down on her ever, or just not after a restaurant meal?

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I typically go down on her at the restaurant.



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