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 Posted: Tue Nov 14th, 2017 06:55 pm
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I am probably an agnostic and I don't know jack shit about the Bible nor do I want to. I respect all views or lack thereof.

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 Posted: Tue Nov 14th, 2017 06:58 pm
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MadFrogVachon wrote: The Bible implies that Mary & Joseph did the dirty after Jesus was born but doesn't flat out say it which is why the Catholic Church is able to cling to that virgin nonsense.

The whole thing about Joseph being so much older than Mary is rationalized a couple hundred years after the fact to explain away the reasons they didn't have sex. In truth, nobody knows how old they were when the whole thing supposedly went down.


"Joesph?"
"Yeah"
"You know how we've never made love?"
"Yeah"
"Well last night an angel visited me and now I'm pregnant."
"JESUS CHRIST!!!"
"Oh you already know about it"

I am somewhat fascinated by the ideas of the historical Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.  Most historians believe they really existed and some of the events in the Bible are based on reality, although concrete proof is super sketchy about that.  I read a book from a supposed atheist that tried to show the "proof" of them existing and walked away from it more skeptical than ever.  There's not much there.  And the "virgin birth of a savior" story predates Jesus by thousands of years, it was already a common religious story that the Christians stole. 

But anyway, if they did exist, I just love the idea of Mary getting knocked up by a random dude and being like, "Fuck, now what do I do?"  And then she goes to Joseph and sells him on the idea that God implanted a baby inside her and he says, "Well that seems more plausible than you being a whore.  Let's go with that." 



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 Posted: Tue Nov 14th, 2017 07:04 pm
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I saw a special that said Jesus wouldn't have looked like the version we have today. More Semitic looking.

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Not saying that is true! I have no way of knowing obviously.

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Ultimark wrote: I saw a special that said Jesus wouldn't have looked like the version we have today. More Semitic looking.
Well of course, he'd look like a Muslim.



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Ultimark wrote: srossi wrote: The additional accusation that came out yesterday was really bad.  He flirted with this waitress and she had proof that he signed her yearbook.  There was nothing in the message that bad (he did sign it "Love Roy") but what the hell is some old dude doing signing a stranger's yearbook?  Then she claims that he offered to drive her home from the restaurant and tried to rape her in the car, but she fought him off.  He then told her no one would believe her. Roy's wife, on Twitter, tried to say that the restaurant wasn't even open during that time frame.  Needless to say, that was not helpful in the end.  She has locked down her Twitter now.  
Yea, the lady yesterday was believable to me.  She doesn't want to sue, will testify under oath and is a Trump supporter.
I am sure Bannon's team will turn her into the biggest whore on Earth by Friday.  
I actually hope Moore stays in the race.  Makes Alabama interesting because, let's be honest, this is the only way a Dem can even compete statewide there. 

He's done now.  Local police have gone on record with The New Yorker to say that they had to chase Roy Moore out of a mall in the '80s for prowling on teenage girls.  He was banned for life from the Gadsden Mall.  Mall employees from the time also are quoted. 

Could this be the one time Republicans don't believe the police?

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Depends, does James Comey count as the cops?



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srossi wrote: Ultimark wrote: srossi wrote: The additional accusation that came out yesterday was really bad.  He flirted with this waitress and she had proof that he signed her yearbook.  There was nothing in the message that bad (he did sign it "Love Roy") but what the hell is some old dude doing signing a stranger's yearbook?  Then she claims that he offered to drive her home from the restaurant and tried to rape her in the car, but she fought him off.  He then told her no one would believe her. Roy's wife, on Twitter, tried to say that the restaurant wasn't even open during that time frame.  Needless to say, that was not helpful in the end.  She has locked down her Twitter now.  
Yea, the lady yesterday was believable to me.  She doesn't want to sue, will testify under oath and is a Trump supporter.
I am sure Bannon's team will turn her into the biggest whore on Earth by Friday.  
I actually hope Moore stays in the race.  Makes Alabama interesting because, let's be honest, this is the only way a Dem can even compete statewide there. 

He's done now.  Local police have gone on record with The New Yorker to say that they had to chase Roy Moore out of a mall in the '80s for prowling on teenage girls.  He was banned for life from the Gadsden Mall.  Mall employees from the time also are quoted.

Could this be the one time Republicans don't believe the police?
The Bannonites actually aren't fans of law enforcement unless they are cracking the heads of minorities or immigrants.  

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I also still think Moore can win. Might hurt the GOP more in the long run. He gets to serve 3 years. I can just see it now - let's ban all MOOOSSSLIMMS and make a law that all women should be home cooking. Besides the fact that he likes little girls (like Ricky Morton), Moore is flat out crazy.

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