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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 04:47 am |
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Heenan Fan![]()
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https://www.ringsidenews.com/2019/04/09/superstar-billy-graham-urges-kofi-kingston-to-take-steroids/ I am sure Vince will sit Kofi down and say, “Now Kofi, you listen to every word the Superstar has to say about your run as the first African born WWE World Heavyweight Champion.” Congratulations to Kofi for winning the most important Title in pro wrestling history….sorry you NWA guys…. Notice the word “Heavyweight” in his Title…so my man, I urge you to start doing some steroids and add about 50 pounds of solid muscle to your championship body. Vince wont care, honestly. Actually he would be quite pleased with the muscular transformation, as I predict that you young man will have the longest run as WWE champ in modern-day history. Then in just a short time while you are red hot and the fans are celebrating your win, your 2 former partners in crime, E and Woods get jealous and turn on you. In my day there would be some blood in that double cross on you but God forbid….not now. You then have Daniel Bryan for rematches and your two former partners as opponents. The final suggestion, is to get all of my promo material together that you can find in the WWE’s vast library and study my promos. You must be an entertainer as well as a wrestler my man and best of luck with your run!!! S.B.G.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 04:59 am |
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WongLee Hall Of Famer ![]()
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Well he's not wrong.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 04:59 am |
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I’d rather this guy die a painful death than Kim Jong Un.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 05:09 am |
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My first thought was Jesus Christ, Superstar! I don't know whether to feel sorry for him, or run him over with my truck. Last edited on Mon Apr 15th, 2019 05:17 am by Heenan Fan ____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 |
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 11:27 am |
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It sounds like Superstar is saying this from the perspective that steroids aren't bad for you, but he's rooting for Kofi. I bet Graham is comparing him to Jinder Mahal as far as his look is concerned. I'm not condoning what Billy says here, but Kofi's scripted promos could probably improve. It's probably the writer's responsibility as much as anyone. While Kofi is small, if he put on 50 pounds of muscle a lot of his offense would probably go by the wayside. His odds of getting injured would probably go up dramatically.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 11:59 am |
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Kofi has something seriously wrong with his chest muscles. Looks like the same problem that Scott Steiner has now. Kingston should be wearing a singlet to improve his look, not taking steroids.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 04:19 pm |
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I’m sorry, but I can’t read that without hearing Graham’s voice say every single word in my head circa his 1988 SummerSlam commentary, brother, my man, Gorilla, brother, my man, his deltoids and traps and muscle mass, brother....
____________________ "Well, maybe I like the nightlife just a little bit more than I like the damn gym, jack! And when you're makin' $500,000 a year, there ain't no reason to change what you're doing." - Dusty Rhodes, 1/4/1986 |
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 05:27 pm |
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I'm waiting for Superstar's next response, where he'll advise Kofi on how to apply a chin-lock. "What you need, now, to do is talk to him! Let that man knows that he's a in a CHIN-LOCK and he's going DOWN, brother!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 05:42 pm |
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BOOKER T is PISSED OFF at ME !!!!! OK fans, Nice photo of me and Booker T below....in happier days. There is a link below that you MUST click on and read to get Booker T's take on me suggesting Kofi do a few roids. Thanks to my man Mike for sending this link so you fans can make your call on this ever spinning out of control steroid situation. First off, I want it known that I think the world of Booker T, super guy and one hell of a worker and legit bad ass from the streets of Houston, Texas, where Booker saw me work and on TV in the Houston area in the mid 70's. In this video we see and hear him passionately defending his friend Kofi from my foolish suggestion to use a little juice to get some size on him since he is the WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World. An innocent suggestion on my part, meaning no harm to Kofi. Booker T says first that the WWE has a Wellness Policy that forbids such things, unless you are a part time employee like BROCK LESNAR or an EXECUTIVE like HHH. Booker T continues and has a stack of papers for reference of my past health issues directly linked to my steroid abuse. These documents Booker is reading from are NOT my official Mayo Clinic Hospital records, which he cannot get, only me the patient can get the Mayo to release my documents and treatments by signing my name with ID to a release form. Know your song well before you start singing brother Booker. You mentioned with disgust in your voice that I was in the hospital with pneumonia because of my steroid abuse. Booker brother, pneumonia is commonly acquired by bacterial exposure from people coughing or sneezing on you, plus grabbing dirty self-serve gas pump handles for example. It is a bacteria, NOT acquired by using steroids sir. Over 1 million adults in the US are hospitalized and 60,000 people die each year from pneumonia. That is just one example of the mistakes you made by discussing my health issues without reading my Mayo Clinic records. One other major mistake you made my brother was linking my blown out liver to steroid use. I had to have a liver transplant in 2002 because I had contracted Hepatitis C. How did I contract Hep-C ? Well, by cutting my head open with a razor blade and then by one of my many opponents cutting his head open with a blade and then we began the process of co-mingling of our blood while the match continued. I am very happy that you are so protective of Kofi, he can use a good role model like you my brother. Hell, I can promise you that Kofi has no idea of who I was in pro wrestling and my contribution to the business. I will not utter another word about Kofi Kingston or his career. He is none of my business and I wish him a healthy and prosperous run with his newly won WWE World Heavy Weight Championship Title. S.B.G.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15th, 2019 05:43 pm |
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Posted: Tue Apr 16th, 2019 12:08 am |
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bpickering wrote: BOOKER T is PISSED OFF SBG is a fucking idiot. His long term use of steroids compromised his immune system which can leave you open for an array of additional illness you might not otherwise get. I agree that he shouldn't utter another word.
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Posted: Tue Apr 16th, 2019 07:46 pm |
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This would fall into the category of “you can’t have a rational discussion with an irrational person.” This is why I try to avoid confrontations with nutjobs on the street or public trans. So Graham has basically fucking admitted in television interviews and in his book that steroids ruined his health and almost ended his life. His response to Booker is insane in that context. They both need to move on. Booker is just as much an idiot in trying to engage with this nut job.
____________________ "Well, maybe I like the nightlife just a little bit more than I like the damn gym, jack! And when you're makin' $500,000 a year, there ain't no reason to change what you're doing." - Dusty Rhodes, 1/4/1986 |
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Posted: Tue Apr 16th, 2019 07:55 pm |
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martini Sunny's White Knight ![]()
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I don't think he should be on steroids, but I find it hard to look at someone that skinny as being the top guy for any big league promotion.
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Posted: Wed Apr 17th, 2019 02:03 am |
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martini wrote: I don't think he should be on steroids, but I find it hard to look at someone that skinny as being the top guy for any big league promotion. Kofi looks like Strowman compared to Finn Baylor...I buy Kofi much more as the #1 guy than someone who's finishing move is literally jumping from the top rope onto someone's stomach because he's so tiny it can't hurt anyone..
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Posted: Wed Apr 17th, 2019 02:40 am |
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Heenan Fan![]()
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Married Jo wrote: martini wrote:I disagree. Balor has a much larger frame and doesn't have the sunkin chest.I don't think he should be on steroids, but I find it hard to look at someone that skinny as being the top guy for any big league promotion.
____________________ "Comedians are just like Pro Wrestlers...all the good ones are dead!" Me, 2019 "I'm too smart to be a Democrat and too poor to be a Republican." Me, 2000 |
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