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https://www.ringsidenews.com/2019/04/09/superstar-billy-graham-urges-kofi-kingston-to-take-steroids/


I am sure Vince will sit Kofi down and say, “Now Kofi, you listen to every word the Superstar has to say about your run as the first African born WWE World Heavyweight Champion.” Congratulations to Kofi for winning the most important Title in pro wrestling history….sorry you NWA guys…. Notice the word “Heavyweight” in his Title…so my man, I urge you to start doing some steroids and add about 50 pounds of solid muscle to your championship body. Vince wont care, honestly. Actually he would be quite pleased with the muscular transformation, as I predict that you young man will have the longest run as WWE champ in modern-day history. Then in just a short time while you are red hot and the fans are celebrating your win, your 2 former partners in crime, E and Woods get jealous and turn on you. In my day there would be some blood in that double cross on you but God forbid….not now. You then have Daniel Bryan for rematches and your two former partners as opponents. The final suggestion, is to get all of my promo material together that you can find in the WWE’s vast library and study my promos. You must be an entertainer as well as a wrestler my man and best of luck with your run!!! S.B.G.


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Well he's not wrong.

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I’d rather this guy die a painful death than Kim Jong Un.

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My first thought was Jesus Christ, Superstar! I don't know whether to feel sorry for him, or run him over with my truck.



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It sounds like Superstar is saying this from the perspective that steroids aren't bad for you, but he's rooting for Kofi.  I bet Graham is comparing him to Jinder Mahal as far as his look is concerned.  I'm not condoning what Billy says here, but Kofi's scripted promos could probably improve.  It's probably the writer's responsibility as much as anyone.  While Kofi is small, if he put on 50 pounds of muscle a lot of his offense would probably go by the wayside.  His odds of getting injured would probably go up dramatically.

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Kofi has something seriously wrong with his chest muscles. Looks like the same problem that Scott Steiner has now. Kingston should be wearing a singlet to improve his look, not taking steroids.

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I’m sorry, but I can’t read that without hearing Graham’s voice say every single word in my head circa his 1988 SummerSlam commentary, brother, my man, Gorilla, brother, my man, his deltoids and traps and muscle mass, brother....

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I'm waiting for Superstar's next response, where he'll advise Kofi on how to apply a chin-lock. "What you need, now, to do is talk to him! Let that man knows that he's a in a CHIN-LOCK and he's going DOWN, brother!"

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BOOKER T is PISSED OFF

at ME !!!!!

OK fans, Nice photo of me and Booker T below....in happier days. There is a link below that you MUST click on and read to get Booker T's take on me suggesting Kofi do a few roids. Thanks to my man Mike for sending this link so you fans can make your call on this ever spinning out of control steroid situation.

First off, I want it known that I think the world of Booker T, super guy and one hell of a worker and legit bad ass from the streets of Houston, Texas, where Booker saw me work and on TV in the Houston area in the mid 70's. In this video we see and hear him passionately defending his friend Kofi from my foolish suggestion to use a little juice to get some size on him since he is the WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World. An innocent suggestion on my part, meaning no harm to Kofi. Booker T says first that the WWE has a Wellness Policy that forbids such things, unless you are a part time employee like BROCK LESNAR or an EXECUTIVE like HHH. Booker T continues and has a stack of papers for reference of my past health issues directly linked to my steroid abuse. These documents Booker is reading from are NOT my official Mayo Clinic Hospital records, which he cannot get, only me the patient can get the Mayo to release my documents and treatments by signing my name with ID to a release form. Know your song well before you start singing brother Booker. You mentioned with disgust in your voice that I was in the hospital with pneumonia because of my steroid abuse. Booker brother, pneumonia is commonly acquired by bacterial exposure from people coughing or sneezing on you, plus grabbing dirty self-serve gas pump handles for example. It is a bacteria, NOT acquired by using steroids sir. Over 1 million adults in the US are hospitalized and 60,000 people die each year from pneumonia. That is just one example of the mistakes you made by discussing my health issues without reading my Mayo Clinic records. One other major mistake you made my brother was linking my blown out liver to steroid use. I had to have a liver transplant in 2002 because I had contracted Hepatitis C. How did I contract Hep-C ? Well, by cutting my head open with a razor blade and then by one of my many opponents cutting his head open with a blade and then we began the process of co-mingling of our blood while the match continued. I am very happy that you are so protective of Kofi, he can use a good role model like you my brother. Hell, I can promise you that Kofi has no idea of who I was in pro wrestling and my contribution to the business. I will not utter another word about Kofi Kingston or his career. He is none of my business and I wish him a healthy and prosperous run with his newly won WWE World Heavy Weight Championship Title. S.B.G.

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bpickering wrote: BOOKER T is PISSED OFF

at ME !!!!!

OK fans, Nice photo of me and Booker T below....in happier days. There is a link below that you MUST click on and read to get Booker T's take on me suggesting Kofi do a few roids. Thanks to my man Mike for sending this link so you fans can make your call on this ever spinning out of control steroid situation.

First off, I want it known that I think the world of Booker T, super guy and one hell of a worker and legit bad ass from the streets of Houston, Texas, where Booker saw me work and on TV in the Houston area in the mid 70's. In this video we see and hear him passionately defending his friend Kofi from my foolish suggestion to use a little juice to get some size on him since he is the WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World. An innocent suggestion on my part, meaning no harm to Kofi. Booker T says first that the WWE has a Wellness Policy that forbids such things, unless you are a part time employee like BROCK LESNAR or an EXECUTIVE like HHH. Booker T continues and has a stack of papers for reference of my past health issues directly linked to my steroid abuse. These documents Booker is reading from are NOT my official Mayo Clinic Hospital records, which he cannot get, only me the patient can get the Mayo to release my documents and treatments by signing my name with ID to a release form. Know your song well before you start singing brother Booker. You mentioned with disgust in your voice that I was in the hospital with pneumonia because of my steroid abuse. Booker brother, pneumonia is commonly acquired by bacterial exposure from people coughing or sneezing on you, plus grabbing dirty self-serve gas pump handles for example. It is a bacteria, NOT acquired by using steroids sir. Over 1 million adults in the US are hospitalized and 60,000 people die each year from pneumonia. That is just one example of the mistakes you made by discussing my health issues without reading my Mayo Clinic records. One other major mistake you made my brother was linking my blown out liver to steroid use. I had to have a liver transplant in 2002 because I had contracted Hepatitis C. How did I contract Hep-C ? Well, by cutting my head open with a razor blade and then by one of my many opponents cutting his head open with a blade and then we began the process of co-mingling of our blood while the match continued. I am very happy that you are so protective of Kofi, he can use a good role model like you my brother. Hell, I can promise you that Kofi has no idea of who I was in pro wrestling and my contribution to the business. I will not utter another word about Kofi Kingston or his career. He is none of my business and I wish him a healthy and prosperous run with his newly won WWE World Heavy Weight Championship Title. S.B.G.

SBG is a fucking idiot.  His long term use of steroids compromised his immune system which can leave you open for an array of additional illness you might not otherwise get.  I agree that he shouldn't utter another word.  

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This would fall into the category of “you can’t have a rational discussion with an irrational person.” This is why I try to avoid confrontations with nutjobs on the street or public trans.


So Graham has basically fucking admitted in television interviews and in his book that steroids ruined his health and almost ended his life. His response to Booker is insane in that context.

They both need to move on. Booker is just as much an idiot in trying to engage with this nut job.

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I don't think he should be on steroids, but I find it hard to look at someone that skinny as being the top guy for any big league promotion.

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martini wrote: I don't think he should be on steroids, but I find it hard to look at someone that skinny as being the top guy for any big league promotion.
Kofi looks like Strowman compared to Finn Baylor...I buy Kofi much more as the #1 guy than someone who's finishing move is literally jumping from the top rope onto someone's stomach because he's so tiny it can't hurt anyone..

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Married Jo wrote: martini wrote: I don't think he should be on steroids, but I find it hard to look at someone that skinny as being the top guy for any big league promotion.
Kofi looks like Strowman compared to Finn Baylor...I buy Kofi much more as the #1 guy than someone who's finishing move is literally jumping from the top rope onto someone's stomach because he's so tiny it can't hurt anyone..
I disagree. Balor has a much larger frame and doesn't have the sunkin chest.

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Balor is just short and small-boned. Look at the guy and tell me he doesn't take bear roids for breakfast:

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Now SSBG has said the same thing about Adam Cole.

NXT Champion Adam Cole Needs to do Steroids

Yes fans, once more the Superstar speaks the truth and is not afraid to tell the truth. I did indeed watch the last Friday Night Smackdown and was very impressed with the technical skill of the NXT champ against Daniel Bryan in the main event. However, once again we see a champion of a WWE brand who is smaller than most women on both Raw and Smackdown !!!! HHH my dear brother, I am speaking to you now...what is it with such small champions in the WWE save Brock Lesnar? That is why Lesnar beat Kofi in under 10 seconds to win the WWE Titile Belt back...because it would have been a farce to carry Kofi any longer, the very nice young man that he is. Damn, Adam Cole is soooooooooo small. I am not telling him to abuse roids, just use them correctly to enhance your physique, HHH will show you exactly how to do it, but just DO IT for the sake of your championship title.....you should look like a champion !!!!!!

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Get on the roids, and in forty years' time, you too can be begging for the charity of strangers to pay your medical bills.

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Kriss wrote: Get on the roids, and in forty years' time, you too can be begging for the charity of strangers to pay your medical bills.
The fact that he doesn’t see the connection between paragraph 1 and paragraph 2 is hilarious. Of course people certainly can use steroids more responsibly than he did and probably be okay, but he’s not the guy who should be delivering this message. 

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srossi wrote: Kriss wrote: Get on the roids, and in forty years' time, you too can be begging for the charity of strangers to pay your medical bills.
The fact that he doesn’t see the connection between paragraph 1 and paragraph 2 is hilarious. Of course people certainly can use steroids more responsibly than he did and probably be okay, but he’s not the guy who should be delivering this message. 


And truthfully the business has changed, everyone doesn’t need to be a jacked up freak. Kofi has something going on with his chest just like Scott Steiner and I don’t think anyone would say Steiner needs the juice. Adam Cole is fine and he seems to be doing well. 

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You all missed the best part of the post, just to rush to comment on foods and bitch about SSBG. The post is hilarious. I’m at Disney right now and read this yesterday afternoon and just started laughing out loud while waiting in line. There is one absolutely awesome line:

“I am not telling him to abuse roids, just use them correctly to enhance your physique, HHH will show you exactly how to do it”

How can you not love this sentence and all of the undertones involved?



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