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beejmi wrote: Can't whistle. Just tried now to see if things have changed. Nope.

I can just about whistle a tune, but a cant do the loud whistle with fingers in my mouth. People have tried to show me, but I cant even make a sound.

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I've never been able to spit, which I think is very strange. The best I can do is cough up on my tongue and wipe it with a kleenex.....I know, TMI!!!:)

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I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.

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Heenan Fan wrote: I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.
Damn, Lanny Poffo how are you?

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Heenan Fan wrote: I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.
Or Ron Jeremy?

Last edited on Thu Nov 21st, 2019 12:02 am by Principal_Raditch

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But Lanny could still do it as a full grown man. Lucky bastard!

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Heenan Fan wrote: I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.
So you had a removable prosthetic dick till you were 14 at which point the doctors sewed up your vagina and gave you the dick of a pygmy? 
Got all this from rossi so not sure it's true.

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Angelic Assassin wrote: Heenan Fan wrote: I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.
So you had a removable prosthetic dick till you were 14 at which point the doctors sewed up your vagina and gave you the dick of a pygmy? 
Got all this from rossi so not sure it's true.
No, I have a big dick and didn't have a girlfriend at the time because I spent all my money on the essentials: wrestling tickets, subscriptions to wrestling magazines, wrestling action figures, football cards. Yeah, I was a cool kid.

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Heenan Fan wrote: I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.
you just fessed up to blowing a 13 year old boy!

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Married Jo wrote: Heenan Fan wrote: I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.
you just fessed up to blowing a 13 year old boy!

Heenan Fan is now Mary Kay Letourneau?

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No, no, no, no.




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Principal_Raditch wrote: Married Jo wrote: Heenan Fan wrote: I can't suck my own dick, but I could until around age 14. And to answer the question everyone reading this has on their mind right now, YES, I swallowed.
you just fessed up to blowing a 13 year old boy!

Heenan Fan is now Mary Kay Letourneau?



At least he ain't a dog fu**er.

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Me either but I sure got called one.

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gwlee7 wrote: Me either but I sure got called one.

I laughed out loud when I read your post 

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Franchise wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Me either but I sure got called one.

I laughed out loud when I read your post 
Somebody smarten me up on this. Was gwlee7 just making a joke? I thought doc was the alleged doggie poker around here, no offense doc.

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Many years ago on a different message board a poster got mad at me for busting his balls and called me a dogfucker. It was pretty funny given the context of the time and several of the posters here frequented that board as well.

That’s it.

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gwlee7 wrote: Many years ago on a different message board a poster got mad at me for busting his balls and called me a dogfucker. It was pretty funny given the context of the time and several of the posters here frequented that board as well.

That’s it.I remember that. It provided us who posted on that message board the very highest levels of entertainment. It's good to be entertained. Especially when it is at someone else's expense.
That's it

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I can't roll my tongue into a U shape. Try it yourself, it's an actual test to see whether you have a dominant or recessive gene. If you can, you have the dominate, if not the recessive gene.

Needless to say, I was the only kid in the 6th grade class who could not. It was just another reason to ostracize me: fat kid, minority in the area where I lived and the smart kid. Add in genetic freak and you've got the recipe for a jacked up adolescence (and being a fan of pro wrestling didn't help).

Last edited on Fri Nov 22nd, 2019 06:51 pm by BitterOldMan

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gwlee7 wrote: Many years ago on a different message board a poster got mad at me for busting his balls and called me a dogfucker. It was pretty funny given the context of the time and several of the posters here frequented that board as well.

That’s it.


Who was it?  It was your sig for a while wasn't it?

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The Ultimate Sin wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Many years ago on a different message board a poster got mad at me for busting his balls and called me a dogfucker. It was pretty funny given the context of the time and several of the posters here frequented that board as well.

That’s it.


Who was it?  It was your sig for a while wasn't it?

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I'm still wating for the first guy who posts "I can't see my own penis anymore".

If this thread question was posted on WC, there would of been at least 10 responses with this answer immediately. Not because they get more traffic, but because so many of CM's minions / members are constantly sucking his tiny Dick.




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Heenan Fan wrote: I'm still wating for the first guy who posts "I can't see my own penis anymore".

If this thread question was posted on WC, there would of been at least 10 responses with this answer immediately. Not because they get more traffic, but because so many of CM's minions / members are constantly sucking his tiny Dick.




Is that still true? I thought that his godlike powers had diminished somewhat since the death of Nulty. I still pop in there every now and then but don't notice the same pandering to Dangerous Dan. It makes the price of admission for the trip over to KKKlassics whenever O'Sullivan's prostate is bothering him and he goes off on someone.

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It's been much worse since Nulty died actually. Just not as much traffic there is all. 

I remember when CM had a legit epic breakdown wanting all Christians and all non-Jewish white people to die about two years ago. You responded with a respectful post suggesting you wanted to delete your WC account, and Danny Boy, in a very disrespective way buried you in his response, saying he cannot delete any members, which is obviously bullshit. He's a piece of shit. And anyone who supports WC in any way needs to wake the fuck up.

Last edited on Wed Nov 27th, 2019 08:56 am by Heenan Fan

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Why would anyone ever need to have their account deleted from a message board? Just stop going there.

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gwlee7 wrote: Why would anyone ever need to have their account deleted from a message board? Just stop going there.TO MAKE A STATEMENT DAMMIT!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHERNAU DOESN'T RUN ME!!!!!! I RUN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WongLee wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Why would anyone ever need to have their account deleted from a message board? Just stop going there.TO MAKE A STATEMENT DAMMIT!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHERNAU DOESN'T RUN ME!!!!!! I RUN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO HELL WONGLEE YOUR A BITCH AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.  YOU DOGFUCKER111!!

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gwlee7 wrote: WongLee wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Why would anyone ever need to have their account deleted from a message board? Just stop going there.TO MAKE A STATEMENT DAMMIT!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHERNAU DOESN'T RUN ME!!!!!! I RUN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO HELL WONGLEE YOUR A BITCH AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.  YOU DOGFUCKER111!!
BEEJ, i WANT YOU TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT HERE IMMEDIATELY111111!!!

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gwlee7 wrote: WongLee wrote: gwlee7 wrote: Why would anyone ever need to have their account deleted from a message board? Just stop going there.TO MAKE A STATEMENT DAMMIT!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHERNAU DOESN'T RUN ME!!!!!! I RUN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO TO HELL WONGLEE YOUR A BITCH AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE.  YOU DOGFUCKER111!!



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