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|Joined: ||Fri Oct 19th, 2007|
|Location: ||Coram, New York|
Ultimark wrote: Are you being serious with that story about "Father Tom" or are you just kidding?
She was awesome. Her DP's were off the charts and her ATM's were totally innovative for its time. Classic matchups with the 3 Johns - Wadd, Keyes, and Leslie made Marilyn a folk hero to all. She is in heaven now with Tina Russell and Shauna Grant at the right hand of the Father.
You really shouldn't mock such important subjects. Everybody knows suicides don't go to heaven and Shauna won't be there.
Sheesh, who do you think you are? Rossi or something?
Shows what you know. Shauna's pulling the train for the twelve apostles right now. When she's done she'll be going over to muslim heaven to line up more virgins for the incoming "freedom fighters".
I know this because jesus talks to me.
Next time he talks to you could you ask him to help me with my allergies? They suck right now. Oh, and I would also like to fuck Marissa Miller but see how he reacts to curing my allergies first. If he is OK with that, then it would probably be cool to go with my second request.
Look I'll see what I can do. He's been a bit pissed at me lately because I've been chronically masturbating for the last two days straight to Transexual Babysitters XII.
BTW, you're not a lutheran or a jew are you? If you are you'd better ask him yourself.
No, I am a lapsed Catholic whose wife drags him to a Methodist church on C&E only. I appreciate the help. I would make fucking Marissa my first request but with my allergies being so bad right now, I am afraid that I would blow snot into her twat. Again, thanks.
I too am a lapsed catholic.
I think we're the most religious people in the world.
For example, Father Tom would always have me on my knees when I was an altar boy. After mass, he would be emptying out the collection basket and sometimes some quarters would fall on the ground. For some reason, he always thought some fell down the front of my jockey shorts and he would reach in and try to find them.......I don't know, I thought that was a little strange.
Everything Wong Lee says is always deadly serious.
Dats right....Serious as anal fissures I always be.
by the blood of jesus i rebuke you ,you foul mouth lying satan jesusjesus hallelujah,halleujah be gone you evil spirit