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 Posted: Mon Dec 3rd, 2007 11:23 pm
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To counteract Beejmi's Sports Cliches thread.  Let's face it, athletes are boring as fuck but every once in a while they show a pulse and say something great.

And I'll start it off the only way it can be started off.  The bolded part is my favorite.

Lee Elia:
F*ck those f*ckin' fans who come out here and say they're Cub fans that are supposed to be behind you, rippin' every f*ckin' thing you do. I'll tell you one f*ckin' thing, I hope we get f*ckin' hotter than sh*t, just to stuff it up them 3,000 f*ckin' people that show up every f*ckin' day, because if they're the real Chicago f*ckin' fans, they can kiss my f*ckin' ass right downtown and PRINT IT.

They're really, really behind you around here...my f*ckin' ass. What the f*ck am I supposed to do, go out there and let my f*ckin' players get destroyed every day and be quiet about it? For the f*ckin' nickel-dime people who turn up? The motherf*ckers don't even work. That's why they're out at the f*ckin' game. They oughta go out and get a f*ckin' job and find out what it's like to go out and earn a f*ckin' living. Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers. Rip them motherf*ckers. Rip them f*ckin' cocks*ckers like the f*ckin' players. We got guys bustin' their f*ckin' ass, and them f*ckin' people boo. And that's the Cubs? My f*ckin' ass. They talk about the great f*ckin' support the players get around here. I haven't see it this f*ckin' year. Everybody associated with this organization have been winners their whole f*ckin' life. Everybody. And the credit is not given in that respect.

Alright, they don't show because we're 5 and 14...and unfortunately, that's the criteria of them dumb fifteen motherf*ckin' percent that come out to day baseball. The other eighty-five percent are earning a living. I tell you, it'll take more than a 5 and 12 or 5 and 14 to destroy the makeup of this club. I guarantee you that. There's some f*ckin' pros out there that wanna win. But you're stuck in a f*ckin' stigma of the f*ckin' Dodgers and the Phillies and the Cardinals an all that cheap sh*t. It's unbelievable. It really is. It's a disheartening f*ckin' situation that we're in right now. Anybody who was associated with the Cub organization four or five years ago that came back and sees the multitude of progress that's been made will understand that if they're baseball people, that 5 and 14 doesn't negate all that work. We got 143 f*ckin' games left.

What I'm tryin' to say is don't rip them f*ckin' guys out there. Rip me. If you wanna rip somebody, rip my f*ckin' ass. But don't rip them f*ckin' guys 'cause they're givin' everything they can give. And right now they're tryin' to do more than God gave 'em, and that's why we make the simple mistakes. That's exactly why.

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Less profane and deeper.

Lou Brock: Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad and I'll show you a guy you can beat.



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Earl Weaver:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YKxf3OkpJc&mode=related&search=

And Hal McRae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AGzI

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Any quote by Yogi.
My favorite, when told to think what he was doing, while batting, said:
"How do you expect me to think & hit at the same time ?"

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Harry Neale said while coaching an awful Vancouver Canuck team: We can't win at home and we can't win on the road. My biggest problem as a coach is that I can't find anywhere else to play

 

Marv Levy was asked about his team's execution after a bad loss and responded: I'm all for it.

 

When the Lakers returned from a pre-season trip to Greece a reporter asked Shaq if he had been to the Coliseum and he answered: Hey - we went to a bunch of clubs.

 

Patrick Ewing was asked by Brent Musberger if his shot blocking abilities were intimidating to the other team and he responded: Intimidating ??? I don't know about that but it probably scares them a bit.

 

Another one from Ewing came when he was asked about NBA salaries during the NBA strike in 1998: Sure we make a lot of money but we spend a lot of money too.



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Also Goose Gossage, though this one doesn't get good till he calls a guy a greasy cocksucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75KU9reHAs&feature=related

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If you ever have the opportunity to see
Dennis Hull at a sports dinner, just go. He's  fucking hilarious.
At one such affair, he was a guest speaker at an event which also
featured  Beverly Sills, the opera singer.
After she finished singing,  Dennis came up to speak & said:
"and you thought it was over after the fat lady sang"
I think she sued him. 

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CanadianHorseman wrote: Marv Levy was asked about his team's execution after a bad loss and responded: I'm all for it. 

John McKay said that when he was coaching those early Buccaneers teams

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LAF wrote: CanadianHorseman wrote: Marv Levy was asked about his team's execution after a bad loss and responded: I'm all for it. 

John McKay said that when he was coaching those early Buccaneers teams

Ooops - you're right.  I just looked it up and it was McKay. I don't know why Levy came to mind when I originally thought of that quote.



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Herb Brooks- "If you lose this game you'll take it to your fucking grave.  Your fucking grave."

Speech given in the 1980 Olympic Gold Medal Hockey Game.  The U.S. had just beaten the Russians, and now had to play Finland, or Sweeden, or Norway, or Czechoslovakia, or someone. 



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"If we will today, we will walk together forever" - Fred Shero to his Flyers hockey team before winning the Stanley Cup.

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Mike Tyson could be the poster child for these.  How about:  I want to eat your children.

In the movie "Any Given Sunday", Al Pacino as coach of the fictional Miami Sharks "Game of Inches" speech is the best speech I ever heard in any locker room.  Then again, I only played football through high school.:D



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lobo316 wrote: If you ever have the opportunity to see
Dennis Hull at a sports dinner, just go. He fucking hilarious.


Saw Dennis at the first sports dinner I ever attended. You're 100% correct, he's as funny as anyone when he gets going. Great delivery.

 

"THE BEARS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE! THAT'S WHY WE TOOK THE DAMN FIELD!!" --a personal favourite from recent history.

 

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Bum Phillips on Don Shula: "He'll take his'n and beat your'n, and then take your'n and beat his'n."



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