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 Posted: Tue Jul 21st, 2020 12:55 am
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Did you hear about the chronic masturbator who went on "The Dating Game"?



The bad news is he chose himself. The Good news is, he scored!

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 Posted: Tue Jul 21st, 2020 01:03 am
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Did you hear about the 75 year old guy from Virginia who passed away and left his estate in trust for his bereaved widow?



Unfortunately, she can't touch it until she's 18.





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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 02:36 am
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What does a fat chick and a moped have in common?



They're both fun to ride as long as nobody sees you.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 02:39 am
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Divorce is painful, but there's an easy way to save yourself a lot of trouble. Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 02:49 am
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God made man. God made woman. And when God found that men could not get along with women, God made fags.


Credit- Larry Storch

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 02:55 am
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A man walks into the optometrists office. He opens the door and says to the receptionist, " I think I need my eyes checked."

She says, "No shit. This is the ladies room."

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 04:46 am
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.



What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk? 


A drunk doesn't have to go to the meetings.


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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 05:02 am
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How does Ric Flair change a light bulb?


He holds the light bulb and then waits until the room spins around him.

Get it, Flair is drunk 24/7. God bless him.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 05:19 am
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What's the difference between Goldberg's WCW winning streak and Robert Fuller's cock?

Robert Fuller's cock was legit and longer.




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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 10:21 am
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I drink to forget I drink.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 07:56 pm
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Reality is just a crutch for people can't hold their drugs.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 08:05 pm
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I was in a bar the other day and I heard two guys speaking Iranian. I said to them, "Why are you speaking Iranian? You're in America now, speak Spanish!"

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 08:20 pm
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What time did the Chinaman go to the dentist?


Never.




What time did the Chinaman go to the dentist?


At tooth hurty.

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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 08:25 pm
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What is beejmi and Heenan Fan's definition of a queer?



Someone who prefers women over drinking beer.













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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 09:38 pm
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What's the Cuban national anthem?




"Row, Row, Row Your Boat."

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