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 Posted: Wed Jul 22nd, 2020 09:48 pm
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What's the only thing fuller than himself other than Crimson (danny boy) Mask?


His colostomy bag.

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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 09:17 pm
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A man goes to his doctor and says, "What should I do? I've just been raped by an elephant!"

The doctor tells him to bend over so he could have a look at his ass. "That's odd," he says. "Your asshole is ten inches wide! I thought elelephants had long, thin penises?"

"Yeah, but he fingered me first!"

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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 09:20 pm
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What does a receptionist at a sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?



"Thanks for coming."

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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 09:27 pm
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "Do you want to play 'magic'?"

"What's that?" she asks.

"We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."

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 Posted: Thu Jul 23rd, 2020 10:29 pm
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What does Crimson Mask and a chicken have in common?


They're both chickens who like cocks.

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 Posted: Fri Jul 24th, 2020 12:41 pm
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In baseball news, bottled beer will not be sold in the Nationals or Giant's ballpark this year



Both teams lost their opener

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 Posted: Sat Sep 26th, 2020 02:25 am
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What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent w Nickelback

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 Posted: Thu Oct 22nd, 2020 08:18 am
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My credit card was stolen three months ago. Never reported it. 

Just got the bill. The person that stole my credit card spends less than my girlfriend. I'm just going to let this ride ….

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 Posted: Fri Oct 30th, 2020 06:15 am
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What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?


You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

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 Posted: Fri Oct 30th, 2020 06:24 am
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An anxious young woman goes to her gynecologist and asks him nervously, "Doctor, can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"

"Certainly, replies the doctor. "Where do you think politicians come from?"

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 Posted: Fri Oct 30th, 2020 10:12 am
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Why is eating pussy better than driving in the fog?



At least when you eat pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.





What's the definition of eternity?


The time between when you come and she leaves.

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 Posted: Sun Nov 1st, 2020 04:55 am
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why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9



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 Posted: Sun Nov 1st, 2020 06:25 am
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What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?



Whores fuck everyone at the party. Bitches fuck everyone at the party except YOU.

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 Posted: Sun Nov 1st, 2020 07:34 am
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What does a anniversary, a toilet, and a clit have in common?


Guys always miss them.

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 Posted: Sun Nov 1st, 2020 07:47 am
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A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman, "Can I smell your pussy?"

"Fuck off! No, you can't smell my pussy!" the woman yells back at him.

"Oh," he replies, looking confused. "It must be your feet, then."

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