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 Posted: Tue Jan 22nd, 2008 12:33 am
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THE BIG KAHUNA


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Mana: 
The parish  priest went on a fishing trip.

On the last  day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel
it  in.


The guide,  holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a  Bitch!"

"Son, I'm a  priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No,  Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch  fish!"


"Really?  Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"

Once in the  boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.

"Father,  that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen"

"I agree,  it's a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat  it! Of course. You've never tasted anything as good as a Son of a
Bitch!"


Elated, the  priest headed home to the rectory.

While  unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his
 trip.


"Take a  look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"


Sister Mary  gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"


"It's OK,  Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a Bitch  fish!"


"Oh, well  then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?"


Sister Mary  informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit
in a few days and  that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.


"I'll even  clean the Son of a Bitch", she said.



As she was  cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.


"What are  you doing Sister?"


"Father  wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's
Dinner"


Sister!  I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your  language!"


No, no,  no, it's called a Son of a Bitch Fish."


"Really?  Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a  Bitch can be the main course!


Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."


On the  night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar
had prepared  an excellent meal.


The wine  was fine, and the fish was excellent.


The new  Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"


"I caught  that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.


"And I  cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.


The Friar  added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special  recipe!


The new  Bishop looked around at each of them.


You  fuckers are my kind of people!"