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|Posted: Wed Feb 13th, 2008 02:07 pm||
|One day, little Johnny goes with his Mom and Dad to the zoo. Dad went to get some soda so Johnny asks his Mom, "What's that thing on the elephant?"
Johnny's mom says, "That's his trunk."
"No, in the back," says Johnny.
"That's his tail," mom replies.
"No, right there," says Johnny pointing at the animals penis.
"Oh, that's nothing," says Mom.
A little later he asks his Dad," What's that on the elephant?"
"That's his trunk," Dad replies.
"No, in the back."
"Oh, that's his tail," says Dad.
"No, right there," says Johnny.
"Oh, that's the elephant's penis," replies his Dad.
Johnny exclaims, "Well, Mom said that was nothing."
Johnny's Dad puts his arm around his son's shoulder and says, "Ya' know, son, I have that woman spoiled."
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