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|Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 12:35 pm||
|A guy found himself unable to satisfy his wife. He tried hundreds of methods but just wasn't able to do the job. He finally went to his best friend and asked for advice. His friend told him not to worry because he knew a method that was a 100 percent successful.
He says, "Hire a big strong black man to stands near your bed and waving a huge towel over both of you while you are having sex. This way your wife will be stimulated an have an orgasm."
The guy hired the strong man, but all efforts were in vain. He went back to his friend and told him what happened. So his friend suggested that they switch places.
"Why don't you wave the towel while the strong man does the job in bed," says the friend.
He agreed and said that he would do anything to satisfy his wife. He hires the same guy again and this time they trade positions. Naturally, the woman has a divine orgasm.
The husband leans over to the black guy and says, "You see! That's how you wave the towel."
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