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 Posted: Thu Feb 14th, 2008 12:53 pm
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lobo316



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A tractor trailer driver lost control of his rig, plowed into an empty tollbooth on the Garden State Parkway and smashed it into hundreds of pieces.

While filling out the police and insurance reports for the damage he had caused, he noticed a crew of workers picking up each broken piece of the wrecked tollbooth and spreading some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together.

In less than twenty minutes, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.

Amazed at what he had witnessed, he asked the police officer, "What was that white stuff those men used to assemble all those pieces together?"

The police officer smiled and said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."