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|Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 09:07 pm||
|A Marine Corps Gunnery Sergeant walks into a whore house, approaches the madam and says, "Ma'am, my name is Gunnery Sergeant Dick and I'm here for a woman!"
The madam immediately escorts the Sergeant upstairs and selects the best call girl they have for him.
Gunnery Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says," My name is Gunnery Sergeant Dick, been in the God-lovin' Corps for thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body. DICK, ATTEN-SHUN!" Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.
Gunnery Dick replies, "Like I said, I've been in the United States Marine Corps thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body. DICK, AT EASE!" His penis immediately becomes flaccid. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has, and asks him for another demonstration.
Gunnery Dick says, "DICK, ATTEN-SHUN!" He sports a raging hard-on once again, and then follows this display of prowess with the command of "DICK, AT EASE." His penis goes limp once more. The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.
Gunnery Dick shouts, "DICK, ATTEN-SHUN!" His penis becomes immediately erect on command again. And then gives the following standard command, "DICK, AT EASE."
Gunnery Dick looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me, soldier! DICK, AT EASE!" Still, his penis is still fully erect. The Gunnery is now fuming and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, Mister! DICK, AT EASE!" Nonetheless, his penis is still rock hard.
Gunnery yells, "Shit!", moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute, puzzled, asks "What the hell is going on?"
Gunnery Dick replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!!!"