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[size=The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.]
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[size=At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."]
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[size=Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."]
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[size=St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.]
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[size=God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"]
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[size=Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."]
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[size=God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, it makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"]
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[size=Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"]
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[size=God said, "Ah, yes."]
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[size="Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:"]
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  1. [size=There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion]
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[size=2. It chatters constantly at high speeds]
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[size=3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much]
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[size=4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust]
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[size=5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!]
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[size="Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."]
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[size=God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.]
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[size="Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."]



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