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|Posted: Mon Mar 3rd, 2008 03:23 pm||
|A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor ask him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's ass. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" ask the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to the missus, "This one here looks like yours!"
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