|View single post by lobo316|
|Posted: Wed Apr 9th, 2008 10:06 pm||
|An old guy is naked at the clothing optional beach.
A little girl passing by stops, points at his penis & asks him
"what is that ? "
"Well", says the guy, "this is a bird, the 2 round things are its eggs, &
the stuff all around it is its nest."
With that, he lays down for a nap.
Later, the paramedics are attending to him. They ask the crowd if anyone knows what happened to him. The little girl steps forward & says:
"I tried to make the bird fly away, so I pulled & pulled but it got bigger & spit
on me. So, I smashed the eggs & burnt the nest"