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|Posted: Thu Apr 17th, 2008 04:38 pm||
|Two nude statues (one male & one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years.
On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues.
He said to them, "God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has been very pleased with the two of you.
So pleased in fact that he has decided to grant you a wish of becoming human for a short time."
The angel then went on to say that they would be human for fifteen minutes and will finally be able to pleasure themselves in a manner in which they have only fantasized about for the last 100 years.
The statues were so excited they could hardly believe it. The second they became human they ran off together behind the bushes.
The angel heard the rustling of the bushes and shouts of joy and laughter.
After 10 minutes the statues returned from behind the bushes sweating and laughing.
The angel told the statues that they still had 5 more minutes.
The male statue quickly turned to the female statue and said:
"Okay, it's my turn, you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on his head!"
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