|View single post by beejmi|
|Posted: Wed Aug 6th, 2008 11:44 pm||
THE BIG KAHUNA
|An old guy is walking on the beach, when he sees a girls with huge breasts sunbathing. He stares for a while, then goes over and asks if he can feel her breasts.
"Get away from me, you pervert!" she yells.
"Look, if you let me feel your breasts, I'll give you 20 bucks"
"No fucking way - go away before I call the cops!"
"Ok, a hundred bucks!" He offers.
"Just fuck off you pervert!"
"Ok, Ok, five hundred dollars!" he suggests.
She thinks a minute:
Five hundred is a lot of money, Jimmy Choos aren't cheap...
He seems harmless enough...
No one around...
"Ok, but just for one minute then." she agrees.
She slips of her bikini top, and his hands slide under and around the sweet globes.
His thumbs tickle her nipples, and he gasps, and starts to moan "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
His palms slide over her warm flesh, and he is moaning faster, and faster "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
"Are you ok?" she asks, concerned he might die on her.
He continues to explore her body, moaning "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Where am I going to get five hundred dollars?"