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 Posted: Fri Nov 30th, 2007 04:07 pm
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The pope had become very ill and was taken
to many doctors, all of whom could not
figure out how to cure him. Finally he was
brought to an old physician, who stated that
he could figure it out.

After about an hour's examination he came
out and told the cardinals that he knew what
was wrong. He said that the bad news was that
it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He
said that the goods news was that all the
pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals,
who argued about it at length. Finally they
went to the pope with the doctor and explained
the situation. After some thought,the pope
stated, "I agree but under four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose
quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there
arose a single voice that asked, "And what
are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause. The
pope replied, "First the girl must be blind,
so that she cannot see with whom she is having

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot
hear with whom she is having sex.

"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow
she figures out with who she is having sex, she
can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked,
"And the fourth condition?" The pope smiled and
replied, "Big tits."