|View single post by beejmi|
|Posted: Fri Oct 10th, 2008 11:12 pm||
THE BIG KAHUNA
|In a bar lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back
and said quietly, 'Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady, can ah
persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?'
'Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!' gasped the
girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, 'Sure, why not?
You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't
we just slip away up to my room?'
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same
table and the waitress asked, 'Will there be anything else, sir?'
'Why yes,' replied the southern gentleman. 'Ah sure 'preciate what y'all
just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where we ah
come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to
trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink.'